Stockport predictions

[Plain Peter]

It was early in the morning wasn't it?
Everyone was kettled.
And no-one, other than you can remember

[Sammy h]

It was early in the morning wasn't it?
Everyone was kettled.
And no-one, other than you can remember

I was very 'kettled', but someone keeps reminding me!!

[Bare Ben]

IT WAS I

[mfcbro]

Was david ngog for liverpool reserves or diego forlan for man united reserves?

[Christies Child]

Mark Lynch the County right back is getting slated on the County fans forum for being defensively inept.

This is the same character that our Management team where interested in a couple of seasons ago.

Evidently he's excellent going forward but defensively

Maybe we should put a recognised winger against him tonight to exploit his apparent weaknesses. No doubt S & M are already aware of his shortcomings.

[RedRedWine1]

2-0 Shrimps. Attn 2,500, 600 from the Cheshire Manchester overflow town.

Sammy sets up with the trusty 4-5-1 formation, which exacerbates the fans frustrations already peeved at being served up cold tatty and slither of meat pies. A mercurial clockwork substitution sees two late Jevons tap-ins fly into the back of the net. Champagne corks are sent popping by the fed and watered fatso's in C-Block. One of them hits the warming-up Capaldi, who neatly controls the cork on the touchline before being dispossessed by a ballboy. Tony is promptly made club captain by Sammy. Mrpotatohead misses all of the late drama after sneaking into the Wright & Lord suite, having caught the Wembley syndrome bug.

Other highlights include a rare appearance by Brian May at the Globe Arena, he has to tell Mark S to stop playing 'Rocking all over the World' as it is not his song. In a fit of rage during the first stanza, Brian storms the pitch and tells Sammy just what he thinks about the 4-5-1 system. 'Stone Cold Crazy' becomes smash hit of the week in the resort, the perm remains the number one haircut for teachers at Heyshem High School. Sammy dismisses Brian as an out of touch progressive rocker, what does he know? Brian is later consolidated with the £15 booby prize meal voucher extravaganza for Verdes, making his second entrance on the pitch to 'Rocking all over the World' to be followed by 5 minutes of sharp whitt by Uncle Ken.

Two weeks after the absorbing victory, fans begin to discuss that in actual fact the match was boring and they now find attending games a chore. A few even note that they will not renew their season ticket unless we start playing 10 strikers upfront each match. Their left wing working class hero bollocks gaze and shrimpsvoices commentary has been momentarily shifted from the withdrawal of benefits for people who can't be bothered to work, and the absolute defence of the Labour Party. Never fear, normal service is resumed with tea and crumpets in their semi-dethatched suburban paradise before a busy board meeting.

Mark Duffy is man of the match.

[Plain Peter]

RRW
November is National Novel Writing Month.
It's a fiction thing, why not have a go

[DeeBee]

I’m surprised that it’s leaked out that Brian May is actually in the area and might be at the match tonight!

[Keith]

Their left wing working class hero bollocks gaze and shrimpsvoices commentary has been momentarily shifted from... ...the absolute defence of the Labour Party.

Ooh, it was all going so well until the weak ending, the left wing working class hero bollocks lot would never find it in themselves to defend the fascist, war-mongering Labour Party! tsc, school-boy error

Dour 1-0 win that convinces Sammy that the system is spot on.
or...
Dour 0-1 defeat that convinces Sammy it has nothing to do with systems.
or...
Following dour 0-0, Sammy is convinced that it might be something to do with systems. He plays two up front on Saturday in the FA Cup and we win 0-5, which leads to a seven game winning streak where we play like Brazil despite the players publicly saying how much they preferred having one up front.