RIP Paul The Octopus

[Opinionated]

He sadly passed away earlier today. He had amazing career statistics of 12 predictions correct out of 14 and 8 out of 8 at the World Cup. Paul was also an ambassador to England's 2018 World Cup bid.

[morecambe mick]

Will he be making guest appearances at local restaurants.

[ezz]

I'm sure he knew it was coming

[Morectalk]

He was only just made an ambassador, in fact the ink was barely dry...

[halftimeresults]

Guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar that this is a very talented octopus. He can play any instrument in the world. He will bet £50 on it. A guy walks up with a guitar and sits it beside the octopus. The octopus starts playing better than Jimi Hendrix. So the man pays his £50. Another guy walks up with a trumpet. The octopus plays the trumpet better than Dizzy Gillespie. So the man pays his £50. A third guy walks up with bagpipes. He sits them down and the octopus fumbles with it for a minute and sets it down with a confused look. "Ha!" the man says, "Can't you play it?" The octopus looks up at the man and says, "Play it? I'm going to fuck it as soon as I get those pajamas off."

[HALMA 1983]

Now that would be one hell of a Paella in Spain

[ockers]

Will he be making guest appearances at local restaurants.

he will be squids in if he does.......

[parceldave]

Will he be making guest appearances at local restaurants.

he will be squids in if he does.......

Then he can afford to get legless....

[Morectalk]

What do you get if you cross a turkey with an Octopuss ?



A leg each at xmas !!

[mrpotatohead]

shakespearean octipuss walks into to the globe bar and grill and says yeah..... and then says wow, the tumbleweed blows across.... and steve the barman says. you bard

[heysham_mfc]

Apperently he died laughing when asked to predict Liverpool's chances of winning the Premier League.

[Lloydie]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/footbal ... 170967.stm

everyone is in on the act now...