o/t bad joke

by **Keith** » Fri Oct 15, 2010 10:17 pm

I went to a zoo but it didn't have many animals, in fact it only had one dog...

it was a Shih Tzu [shit-zoo]

ah the quality of humour on Radio 4!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006r9yq

by **Posh** » Fri Oct 15, 2010 10:19 pm

Where Keith found that joke

by **Seasider9601** » Fri Oct 15, 2010 10:21 pm

i was just going to say Posh !!

It's YEAR'S since i heard that gag ! I just knew you'd get chance to roll it out again Keith at some point !!!

Russ Abbott, 1974

by **mrpotatohead** » Fri Oct 15, 2010 10:22 pm

christ keith, you mst be bored :lol:

whats 20 feet long and smells of wee :?:

the queue at netto :lol:

by **halftimeresults** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 9:18 am

What do you call a fit bird with two tw@ts?

N dubz

by **RedRedWine1** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 9:35 am

Or the variant:

What do you call a dog with two dicks?

N Dubz

by **durhamshrimp** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 12:14 pm

http://www.sickipedia.org/

by **MancShrimp** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 1:41 pm

What do you call a bloke with no ankles??

Tony :oops:

by **halftimeresults** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 2:03 pm

What is the most intelligent thing to come out of a womans mouth?

Einsteins cock

Thats me banned then :lol:

by **Seasider9601** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 7:20 pm

Why can't a Steam Locomotive sit down ?

Because it's got a Tender behind.

by **Keith** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 7:23 pm

Seasider9601 wrote:Why can't a Steam Locomotive sit down ?

Because it's got a Tender behind.

Your avitar looks like you just told that joke to Sammy! :lol:

by **mrpotatohead** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 7:27 pm

why do the elephants have big ears :?:

by **Seasider9601** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 7:29 pm

Keith wrote:
Seasider9601 wrote:Why can't a Steam Locomotive sit down ?

Because it's got a Tender behind.

Your avitar looks like you just told that joke to Sammy!

Very good Keith !

I presumed that picture was taken when maybe Les had boffed in the dugout ! :lol:

by **Seasider9601** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 7:31 pm

mrpotatohead wrote:why do the elephants have big ears

I can kind of recall this one from my childhood, but it's gone ......

Go on. Enlighten us 'ar kid

by **shrimpnsave** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 7:45 pm

to waft there testicles

by **CASS** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 7:48 pm

MancShrimp wrote:What do you call a bloke with no ankles??

Tony

It might be the several pints of "Dizzy" but this blew my skirt up.

by **Seasider9601** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 7:53 pm

What is Elvis Presley's favourite chair ?

A rocking chair. :roll:

(Courtesy of a Viz annual !!)

by **Keith** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 8:02 pm

Seasider9601 wrote:
mrpotatohead wrote:why do the elephants have big ears

I can kind of recall this one from my childhood, but it's gone ......

Go on. Enlighten us 'ar kid

Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom!

by **mrpotatohead** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 8:15 pm

thats the one keith, but.........

WHATS RED AND INVISIBLE :?:

(not a liverpool joke)

by **MancShrimp** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 8:19 pm

Where do all the spiders live??

Crawley :roll:

by **Aspers** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 10:47 pm

What's Big Red and eats Rocks?...........

A Big Red Rock Eater

by **Aspers** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 10:49 pm

2 men on a desert island 1 turns to the other and says, I see Morecambe lost again.
The other turns to him and says 'how do you know that'
"Well its Saturday" says the 1st one.