Who are we all.

[jonnythedog]

I'm The Marksman and my day job is being a computer programmer on the Football Manager series of games. I've moved away now but still go to games around the midlands.

Thank you for ruining any possibility I ever had of having a successful career.

Sort it out SI!!!

[Lloydie]

*stands up*

My name is Lloydie, I used to be the resident ladies man but now I'm just old and sup Potted Shrimp.

*sits down*

[Pobble]

Fantastic response, just what we all need to help lighten up and have a laugh.
Now let`s hope we can smile on Saturday.
I don`t know about Pobbles wobble wibbling but the last time I looked I think I was male.
Thanks everybody, I`m still laughing.!!

[Seasider9601]

Fantastic response, just what we all need to help lighten up and have a laugh.
Now let`s hope we can smile on Saturday.
I don`t know about Pobbles wobble wibbling but the last time I looked I think I was male.
Thanks everybody, I`m still laughing.!!

And thank YOU for starting a great thread Pobble (Sir) ! ! !

Makes for good reading this ! ! !

[Gnasher]

** stands up

Woof woof, woof woof woof growl

** sits down, licks balls

[Gnasher]

P.S. I still have shrimpsvoices addict car stickers available

[Seasider9601]

P.S. I still have shrimpsvoices addict car stickers available

You have just sold one then ! PM me the details please Gnasher ! Thanks !

[outsider]

P.S. I still have shrimpsvoices addict car stickers available

Blatant advertizing

[Singapore Shrimp]

**stands up

been back to Morecambe 2 days out of the last 10 years and it was probably 1 day too many
didn't even get to see the Shrimps. Can't be the same anyway now they are no longer in the HFS Loans League.

** sits down

[Burnley Shrimp]

Burnley Shrimp signing in.

Lived in wonderful Morecambe till the age of 18 but moved to the Burnley area with work and been there for the past 30 odd years. (Burnley is the town which makes the West End look like Beverley Hills)!

Season ticket holder and manage to make most of the Northern away games.

UTS.

[Phil Anderer]

*Stands up*

Does exactly what it says on the tin!

*Sits down*

[ezz]

*Stands up*

My name is Bare Ben and I like boys

*Sits Down* Ezz kicks chair away and Ben goes on his arse like a clown

[Bare Ben]

Cheers mate, you tw*t!

[Gnasher]

P.S. I still have shrimpsvoices addict car stickers available

Blatant advertizing

Definitely would be if I didn't just want to give them away to get them off my hall table.

[Sammy h]

*Stands up*

My name is Bare Ben and I like boys

*Sits Down* Ezz kicks chair away and Ben goes on his arse like a clown

Was that not Muzzer on his arse?

[Bare Ben]

Yeh it was! I should be thankin ezz 4 getting him back for me, but he said I like boys so he can do one!

[Sammy h]

It was me that got him?

[morecambe mick]

It was me that got him?

Got him what?

A seat on the Sardines next to you, for the next trip?

[Little Shrimp]

*Stand up*

I'm Little Shrimp and I won the young journalist of the year award

*Sit down*

Haven't worked out yet? If you need another clue look in the Dag and Red game program

[Keith]

*stands up*

My name is Keith because if it wasn't, I'd forget what it was.
I can't believe that I'm still reading this crap

*sits down, switches computer off and goes to find something more interesting to do*











*comes back, switches computer on, logs back in to Shrimpsvoices suffering from withdrawal symptoms*

[ezz]

Aye it wasn't me, i was just there to laugh extremely and possibly over loud in his face when it happened.
Good times, cant beat a bitta pub quiz

[Plain Peter]

Hello!
I've just got back off another holiday.
Nowt exotic this time, just a caravan in Burnham-on-Sea.
Burnham has the shortest pier in the country, unlike the one that Marky1 is about to visit, which has the distinction as the most recent one to be destroyed under dubious circumstances!
Next month me and our Doris are off on a 3 week d-i-y jaunt to Tunisia. I'm taking my thobe, and Doris her abaya and Niqab, just in case we get too local!
We did Burma and a bit of Cambodia in February, and Cappadocia in June.
That'll be 10 weeks out of the country this year. That's the trouble with being an ex-serviceman, itchy feet comes my way too easy.
Out ambition is to visit more of the far flung than Keith.
I'm an exile btw, and live with Doris in Gosport, near Portsmouth.
Last game for us was Barnet at The Globe.
Next game for us, at Aldershot, on Saturday week.

[Little Shrimp]

What a great variation of people posting on this site.
We have the very young (eg. Little Shrimp who is about six years old), do we have any over seventy ?
We have, I assume, mainly men posting, do we have any women posting ?
We have the extremely blinkered, and those with an open mind.!
We have the totally thick, and, like me, the very intelligent.!!!
We have the pompous (in particular certain people who always inform us they sit in Block C),
and we have the rest.
We have the very amusing, including the odd poet, and we have some with verbal diarrhoea.
We have some who can spell, and others who may be able to when their voice breaks.
We even have some who like Sammy, but it takes all sorts.

All in all, a great crowd, and great entertainment. Thank you all, it is always a pleasure to Log on..

You nearly got my age! Times by 2 and add 1

[seasonsinthesun]

"Stands up"
Hello, I'm seasonsinthesun and spend a lot of time thinking about Terry Jacks's song, looking at my collection of Morecambe scarves, still contemplating The Dark Side of the Moon and walking the dog in Heysham.
"Sits down."

[EDD]

I'm from Bradford ( Relative's live in Sunny Morecambe ) , and have followed, MFC on and off over the last 12 years, but first game I attended was in the early eighties, VS Rhyll.

I do get over for the occasional game, and the odd away one as well.

But currently giving a bit more time to my local mob, Bradford Park Ave FC, as Morecambe have out grown me (In a very nice sort of way), they have a lot more fans these days, and don't really need to rely on my support as much.