o/t Katie Price Coming To Town

[marky No.1]

Friday Oct. 22nd WHSmith in Lancaster for book signing. I'm sure all will be revealed on the day.

[essex_shrimp]

Really wow I was watching her show yesterday seeing of those young fans like her why she cant sing write books and looks like a drag queen.

And is full of plastic come on barbie lets go party more do this song but I will pretend i do not know this lol

[bigreddog]

does she expects us to have coloured the books in before she signs them or is it alright if the kids haven't finished them yet?

[Posh]

I'm sure all will be revealed on the day.

More than just a book signing then.

[Little Shrimp]

Me and my friends might go and get her to sign a Peter Andrea book

[marky No.1]

I'm sure all will be revealed on the day.

More than just a book signing then.

Hopefully

Maybe she could bring Dwight with her and we can borrow him for the weekend

[Seasider9601]

Whilst she is signing "her" book in Smith's, her thrupenny's will be across the square having a pint in The Blue Anchor !!!

[shrimpnsave]

Whilst she is signing "her" book in Smith's, her thrupenny's will be across the square having a pint in The Blue Anchor !!!

will they serve them with a plastic glass

[Seasider9601]

Yeah, a big rotund one !!

[marky No.1]

Me and my friends might go and get her to sign a Peter Andrea book

The Jungle book by any chance

[shrimper]

Is it one of them pop-up books?

Will she be caught by the paparazzis?

Is the book any good? I hear it's had its fair share of knockers.

Shall I get my coat?

[durhamshrimp]

What a highlight. I think I'll give it a miss.

[ockers]

if anyones going can you ask her for me leather thong back ta!

play this for her too


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZN0u5lde0g

remember bryan telling me how good this was when he was on free like at morecambe radio one roadshow with smiley miley

[Aspers]

I choreographed 1 of Peter Andres hits when I was dance director on the Logies (Oz TV Awards) back in the day.

[alwaysright]

Katie Price, she's had her fair share of knockers, but each too there own ????????

[Morectalk]

I f**king hate Katie Price. All those teenage girls who call her a "role model" need their heads testing. Famous for what - no talent, no personality, being a Diva, leaving the kids at home with a nanny all day long, plastic balloon tits,can't sing - she is a horror.

[shrimper]

Knows how to work the trash media, though, and until people stop buying/watching it there'll always be scope for that.

[greenshrimp]

Perhaps she could bring her globes to the globe?

[Seasider9601]

Perhaps she could bring her globes to the globe?

Now THAT would wake the residents of Overton up !!

[marky No.1]

The "Katie Price Bra And Grill" would get a few Inn

[shrimper]

Two jugs of "Corrrrrs!" for the price of one?




















... matron!

[marky No.1]

"Katie Price at Paradise book signing, tells 13-year-old to have wet dreams"

katiepricebook.jpg

http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/ ... reams48594

Knows how to work the trash media, though, and until people stop buying/watching it there'll always be scope for that.

Yep she has a certian way of self promotion

katieipod.jpg

http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/ ... lodes48362

[durhamshrimp]

Quite ugly too.

[outsider]

Quite ugly too.

Your right never looked at her face before

[Aspers]

I'm old enough to be her dad.
I wish her well.
What's her mum look like?