Check out one of the oldest 'joke' sites on the internet. I know it was there in 1997 and people were emailing each other then about it. I even posted it on the old Morecambe disc server board around then. Glad to see its finally come full circle.
She is a lovely lass, my chat up line with her was does this rag smell of chloroform to you. If that didn't work i was going to try the does this taste like rohypnol etc. Sorry big GAGA fan. Love her, she loves me, just not like that!!.