New Song

[Shire Shrimp]

Dunno why, but this morning I've had the tune to 'Roll out the Barrel' annoyingly running around my head like a lingering bad smell and try as I might it just wont budge.

Then I started substituting 'Diarmuid O'Carroll' instead of 'Roll out the Barrel' and thought there might be a song in there somewhere...

Oddly, if I remember the original lyrics correctly, they would work reasonably well for a non-sweary type song:

Diarmuid O'Carroll, we'll have a barrel of fun,
Diarmuid O'Carroll, we've got the blues on the run.

Plenty of scope though for someone to come up with a witty alternative perhaps?

[blueisthecolour]

Some more ideas:

Barry Roche to this: http://www.fanchants.com/football-songs/liverpool-chants/harry-kewell/

Micky Carr to this:
http://www.fanchants.com/football-songs/newcastle_united-chants/nicky-nicky-butt/
That Ian Wright song that Arsenal used to sing to Feeling Hot Hot Hot, we could do Neil Wainwright-Wright-Wright!

Na na na na na na na na na na nah Jimmy Jimmy Love Jimmy Love Jimmy Jimmy Love

[Why no t]

Why do we have to have songs that are just copied from other teams?

Original songs would be nice.

[heysham_mfc]

we should have a Morecambe FC version of bring me sunshine

[Why no t]

we should have a Morecambe FC version of bring me sunshine

What's wrong with it as it is?

[heysham_mfc]

we should have a Morecambe FC version of bring me sunshine

What's wrong with it as it is?

nothing what I mean is think of a chant to go with that song

[Curly]

Some more ideas:

Barry Roche to this: http://www.fanchants.com/football-songs/liverpool-chants/harry-kewell/

Don't you think this one works for Harry Kewell because his name rhymes with the original song?

[Loyalsupporter]

random but possible song

how exactly do you pronounce Diarmuid is it dar - mood or dia moo id

there is that chav song da roof is on fire could modify to dar-mood dar-mood... dar-mood.............{change lyrics} "is on fire" {/change lyrics}

[Mark S]

How about "pants" instead of "s**t" its much funnier and the kids can join in front of their parents!
Family club after all.

A bit like after singing "you're not very good.... etc" I sing "you're pants and you know you are".
People know exactly what you're saying, you're just being a bit cleverer and less offensive about it.



Swearing in songs at football.... it's so 80's!

I am with you on that Bro.

I reckon that I am one of the few who hates with a passion that 'Do you take it up the........' song. Always hated it, hate it even more since my 7 year old son asked me what it meant. How was I to explain that rationally in a way that wouldnt make my Son look life differently?