When i arrived at the globe yesterday i was given a card by a bloke outside, i stuffed it in my pocket without reading it, i have just read it, it invites you to a free meal at the globe, by some organization called , Morecambe alpha, anyone know what this is all about
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to, unless you're in prison.
Mmmmm...yes please...I'll have some of that. It will be like going to see that mad bloke off Eastenders that saw off all those people for the "good of his family"...gimme gimme !!