Five bike racks...

[durhamshrimp]

The Abbey Business Stadium has no car park.

Yes it does...one of the largest in the league.

I'm not criticising Morecambe FC but the planners, I want their address to complain.

Very good. Need to drop the wind up now or people might actually think you're being serious.

[morecambe mick]

A ground is only complete when its got a fine set of bike racks ,now the dream is complete

This statement is oh so close to being accurate.......

A ground is only complete when its got a fine set of racks ,now the dream is complete