I can confirm that the person responsible for the late delivery is non other than our very own Christies Child
If he had gone down to the ground far earlier instead of finding a job, he would have been able to bring his bottled water to hel the pitch along, help bring water for the mortor, fill in the large hole and generally guide them onwards to an early delivery.
Had Neil stayed on the dole, he'd have had more time to do the observations the majority of us demanded and the lack of his daily updates meant that we had to find other things to rumour monger about, namely whether the sale of Rose Tinted Glasses was going to be higher this season!
There you go then, it's all CC's fault.
thats all made up of course and i have no idea who's fault it is or the reasons why its late
