Am well and truly gutted!
My right foot wont fit into any kind of footwear, have cancelled my hotel in Blackpool, cannot drive up there like this, can barely even walk.
Injured my ankle on the terracing on Sunday in a moment of madness and Brandy poisoning.
And after all the help and support i offered here......bloody irony i do a good turn and then get slapped round the face by Gods cock.