Morecambe Football Club have called an important meeting for all fans prior to this Thursday's match.
The club, volcano excepted, have arranged at very short notice to fly in Dr Herman Spengler, the pre-emminent Austrian psychologist, psychiatrist and uber Brainmeister.
Fans can meet in the club car park at any time from Tuesday at 9am until 5pm and again on the Wednesday and Thursday. Fans will be taken in groups of 20 into JB's bar where Dr Spengler and his lab team will erase all fans memories of Sunday 16 May with gigantic mind rubbers.
Rather than be left with a collective sense of amnesia fans will be given the choice of replacing their previous memories with:
a/ the smell of spring flowers, the sound of children laughing merrily, a sense of unrivalled well-being, a beautiful sunset over Morecambe Bay and Peter Devine's penalty miss for Lancaster City against Whitley Bay to bring laughter to their hearts.
b/ A memory of your choice created specially by Dr Spengler's assistant Frauhlein Menufthecowntee.
Given the lack of time to get this arranged the club have requested fans to post below what their preferred new memories will be. All messages and this entire board will be erased too. So please let us know what memories you'd like to be created for you.