If we beat Daggenham

[sgt major]

If by any chance we beat Daggenham, Ian Dewhirst (my barman) and me will run naked into the York Hotel after the game.

My missus has informed me that if we do she will be drinking in the Chieftain!!!!!

COME ON MORECAMBE

[parceldave]

If by any chance we beat Daggenham, Ian Dewhirst (my barman) and me will run naked into the York Hotel after the game.

My missus has informed me that if we do she will be drinking in the Chieftain!!!!!

COME ON MORECAMBE

So Mick you havn't heard that we've got : James, Lampard , Gerrard, Scholes , Rooney and Drogba on loan for the second leg . . I will gladly buy your missus a Magnum of Champers in the Chieftan .

[Wild Bill]

Good chance of a 1-0 to Morecambe on Thursday. Does that still justify a streak?

[parceldave]

Good chance of a 1-0 to Morecambe on Thursday. Does that still justify a streak?

Absolutely, he never mentioned aggregate score , but do you really want to see an old wrinkley streaking .

[Matty the Shrimp]

Good chance of a 1-0 to Morecambe on Thursday. Does that still justify a streak?

GOOD POINT
C'mon Morecambe 1-0 will do it!

[Morecambe Player]

If by any chance we beat Daggenham, Ian Dewhirst (my barman) and me will run naked into the York Hotel after the game.

My missus has informed me that if we do she will be drinking in the Chieftain!!!!!

COME ON MORECAMBE

Would this be from the ground, or just from the doorstep of the York?

[Aspers]

You'd better not trip up. last thing anyone wants to see is a couple of Morecambes finest pole vaulting over the pool table.

[sgt major]

For all you perverted homo's out there the bet is to beat Dagenham over an aggregate score nothing else would get me getting my kit off

[Aspers]

And for that reason I'm out

Cmon Mick,
A naked dance on the bar for a 3-0 would make it a worthwhile season.
Not to mention the you tube value

[Keith]

And for that reason I'm out

Cmon Mick,
A naked dance on the bar for a 3-0 would make it a worthwhile season.
Not to mention the you tube value

It should be a sliding scale, 1-0 naked run from the pharmacy next door, 2-0 from the SPAR, 3-0 from the pie shop, 4-0 from the chippy, 5-0 Lanci Road school, 6-0 Christie Park and if we win on aggregate, a lap of JB's first