1 more sleep for me

1 more sleep for me

Postby Aspers » Fri May 07, 2010 11:38 am

I haven't been this excited since I was dancing with Samantha Fox in Stringfellows.
All you could hear from the dance floor was
"ere get your hands off me tits"

She just wouldn't leave my tits alone :roll:
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Re: 1 more sleep for me

Postby bill ding » Fri May 07, 2010 11:45 am

Didn't think you was quite ms foxes type unless you have had secret alterations. :o ;)
Having sex is like playing bridge.......If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand !
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Re: 1 more sleep for me

Postby Aspers » Fri May 07, 2010 11:56 am

It was back in the day before she dined at the Y

8-)
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Re: 1 more sleep for me

Postby Keith » Fri May 07, 2010 3:37 pm

The untold story...

Our hero tried it on...
Sammy gave him the brush off...
Unused to such a response, Aspers said "what! are you a bloody lesbian?"
Sam Fox said "well after meeting you, I might give it a try"

And the rest is tabloid history...

For our younger viewers, here's Sam almost in all her glory! 8-)

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“Britain faces a simple and inescapable choice - stability and strong Government with me, or chaos with Ed Miliband: ".

David Cameron. May 4th 2015.
So how did that work out then?
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Re: 1 more sleep for me

Postby shrimper » Fri May 07, 2010 3:59 pm

Phwooaaaarrr!!! Neeeeyah, ha ha yha, yack yack yack!


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Is the glass half full or half empty? Mmmm? hard to say - but it does look like there's room for more beer!
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