After 30 years of marriage, bloke can't stand his wife anymore. Phones hitman, hitman says,"No problem, one clean shot just under her left breast should do the trick" Guy says, "F@!K Off" " I want her dead, not just kneecapping!"
All above jokes supplied by North Standers.
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