Song(s) for Saturday

[Posh]

It is pretty evident that top of the list for signing up for next season is Barry Roche. So I think its our duty to 'persuade' him to stay. The only way I can think to do this is by quite literally singing his praises and highlighting what he needs to do.

At Bury a group of us sung 'Wonderwall' for no other reason that some pissed bloke at the back thought it might sound good and it did. When I was singing it I tagged on the end to make it:

Because Barry
You're gonna be the one who saves us
And after all
You're our Barry Roche

or

Because Barry
You're gonna be the one who saves us
Because Barry Roche
You're our wonderwall

OK, I know. A lot of the earlier lyrics are all up the spout but hey.

Alternatively here's a direct plea to the tune of Oh My Darling Clementine!

Sign your contract
Sign your contract
Sign your contract Barry Roche
You're a hero
Become a legend
Sign your contract Barry Roche

There's no pressure
There's no pressure
There's no pressure Barry Roche
Tomorrow's OK
Better today
Sign your contract Barry Roche

Sorry that song appeared in my sleep and needed writing down.

[Posh]

P.S. His birthday is 6 April. Time for a big card signed by f'ing loads of us and a cake with a contract made out of icing stuck on the top?

[Curly]

It is pretty evident that top of the list for signing up for next season is Barry Roche. So I think its our duty to 'persuade' him to stay. The only way I can think to do this is by quite literally singing his praises and highlighting what he needs to do.

At Bury a group of us sung 'Wonderwall' for no other reason that some pissed bloke at the back thought it might sound good and it did. When I was singing it I tagged on the end to make it:

Because Barry
You're gonna be the one who saves us
And after all
You're our Barry Roche

or

Because Barry
You're gonna be the one who saves us
Because Barry Roche
You're our wonderwall

OK, I know. A lot of the earlier lyrics are all up the spout but hey.

Alternatively here's a direct plea to the tune of Oh My Darling Clementine!

Sign your contract
Sign your contract
Sign your contract Barry Roche
You're a hero
Become a legend
Sign your contract Barry Roche

There's no pressure
There's no pressure
There's no pressure Barry Roche
Tomorrow's OK
Better today
Sign your contract Barry Roche

Sorry that song appeared in my sleep and needed writing down.

Sounds like an idea for a new American 1950's sitcom.
I Dream Of Goalies

[Bare Ben]

At Bury a group of us sung 'Wonderwall' for no other reason that some pissed bloke at the back thought it might sound good and it did.

It was my birthday!

[Sammy h]

At Bury a group of us sung 'Wonderwall' for no other reason that some pissed bloke at the back thought it might sound good and it did.

It was my birthday!

Did we even go to Bury

I like the song Posh bloke, i say we go for it.

[Keith]

Alternatively here's a direct plea to the tune of Oh My Darling Clementine!

Sign your contract
Sign your contract
Sign your contract Barry Roche
You're a hero
Become a legend
Sign your contract Barry Roche

There's no pressure
There's no pressure
There's no pressure Barry Roche
Tomorrow's OK
Better today
Sign your contract Barry Roche

Sorry that song appeared in my sleep and needed writing down.

Love it!

I wish I'd had your dream, I dreamt that I was on the phone talking to a work colleague, looking out of the window when an Isle of Man plane (in British Airways livery) stalled and crashed in to a house! I even said to him, "oh f***, I think that plane's coming in! S***, I'll call you back" before running down the stairs to try and help... Oddly(?) I was in the back bedroom of the house that I grew up in, a house I've not been inside for about 25 years! Must stop having cheese on toast for supper!

[Curly]

Alternatively here's a direct plea to the tune of Oh My Darling Clementine!

Sign your contract
Sign your contract
Sign your contract Barry Roche
You're a hero
Become a legend
Sign your contract Barry Roche

There's no pressure
There's no pressure
There's no pressure Barry Roche
Tomorrow's OK
Better today
Sign your contract Barry Roche

Sorry that song appeared in my sleep and needed writing down.

Love it!

I wish I'd had your dream, I dreamt that I was on the phone talking to a work colleague, looking out of the window when an Isle of Man plane (in British Airways livery) stalled and crashed in to a house! I even said to him, "oh f***, I think that plane's coming in! S***, I'll call you back" before running down the stairs to try and help... Oddly(?) I was in the back bedroom of the house that I grew up in, a house I've not been inside for about 25 years! Must stop having cheese on toast for supper!

Or nicking Largactil from the medicines cabinet!!!

[Caged Lion]

Alternatively here's a direct plea to the tune of Oh My Darling Clementine!

Sign your contract
Sign your contract
Sign your contract Barry Roche
You're a hero
Become a legend
Sign your contract Barry Roche

There's no pressure
There's no pressure
There's no pressure Barry Roche
Tomorrow's OK
Better today
Sign your contract Barry Roche

Sorry that song appeared in my sleep and needed writing down.

Love it!

I wish I'd had your dream, I dreamt that I was on the phone talking to a work colleague, looking out of the window when an Isle of Man plane (in British Airways livery) stalled and crashed in to a house! I even said to him, "oh f***, I think that plane's coming in! S***, I'll call you back" before running down the stairs to try and help... Oddly(?) I was in the back bedroom of the house that I grew up in, a house I've not been inside for about 25 years! Must stop having cheese on toast for supper!

Or nicking Largactil from the medicines cabinet!!!

Surreal. What have you lot been on tonight? Not much hope for anyone even singing the same song on Saturday.

[Crooky MFC]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxcBNdzqsfo&feature=fvw

Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, HACKNEY !!!! (repeat)

[Barry Poo]

Everybody knows Hackney loves MASH POTATO
Panther and Hackney
Panther and Hackney
Tra la la la la
Tra la la la la
Panther and Hackney are never far away