NAME THAT SHRIMP!!!

[mrpotatohead]

I know people are divided about the new shrimp emblem but we have to live with it and move on, what better way to do this is there than giving our new friend a name

Any ideas

[North Stand Shrimp]

SAMMY the shrimp!

[North Stand Shrimp]

or maybe BUBBA shrimp!

[outsider]

Got to Eric the Morecambe Shrimp surely?

[North Stand Shrimp]

Oh dear it seems that we are an abomination!
http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/

[outsider]

Oh dear it seems that we are an abomination!
http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/

[bigreddog]

some very sensible food hygiene advice 2000 years ago, as is littered around the old testament. It also says you should sell your daughter into slavery and put to death anybody who works on the sabbath, which I'm not inclined to take any notice of. Although, come to think of it, La Liga games are sometimes on a sunday and Cristiano Ronaldo plays for Real Madrid, so they may have a point afterall.

[mrpotatohead]

So far we have

ERIC

BUBBA

SAMMY

[The Marksman]

Ian.

[bigreddog]

what about Brian, not just a Shrimp, the Messiah

[outsider]

what about Brian, not just a Shrimp, the Messiah

But he's been a very naughty boy

[mrpotatohead]

So far we have five possible names, I think we should have a cut of point for suggestions, say,
tomorrow at 8 pm, i will then open a 24 hour voting thread, so by wednesday at 8 pm we will have a democratically named shrimp, this is great

[outsider]

As we are playing at Bury Tuesday night do not expect a rush of late submissions

[bigreddog]

Okay then what about " Shakespeare the Shrimp"

it is going to be at the Globe after all

[mrpotatohead]

THATS NOT BARD

[Number 1]

Can't be Sammy, as that's Southend's mascot...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baL0H6nj6Eg

Eric the Shrimp is a good one. Or Cyril the Shrimp maybe.

[bigreddog]

I'm planning to have a tattoo of the new badge with the names of the wembley squad done in time for the final game. not sure about turning round to people and inviting them to come and have a look at my Cyril, but at least it alliterates.

Might just get the odd slap from a few girls too. But I suppose it beats having to pay for it.

[ockers]

Caster........

http://www.underwatertimes.com/news.php ... 0279861540

failing that Thora....................

[Shire Shrimp]

Whilst we're at it, what about a nick name for the new ground, after all we can't call it 'Crusty Pie' or 'The Pie'.

My suggestion involves a bit of rhyming slang. So from next season instead of going to the Pie, I'm going to visit Ike...


...Ike and Tina...


...Globe Arena.

[USA Shrimp]

Cameron

I suppose it works better in Spanish.

el cameron = 'shrimp' en español !

[Curly]

some very sensible food hygiene advice 2000 years ago, as is littered around the old testament. It also says you should sell your daughter into slavery and put to death anybody who works on the sabbath, which I'm not inclined to take any notice of. Although, come to think of it, La Liga games are sometimes on a sunday and Cristiano Ronaldo plays for Real Madrid, so they may have a point afterall.

So it seems Gods messengers want us to believe it's fine to eat poisonous Pufferfish!
"and Jesus took the five loaves and two Pufferfishes and fed the crowd of more than 5,000 ,
then God looked down at his creation and saw they were all dead , and he did ground Jesus
for forty days and forty nights."
Curliticus,12.39.

Eric the Shrimp.

[Burnley Shrimp]

Potted?

Prawny?

[greenshrimp]

Cyril?

Cedrick?

Seth (as in Joseph)?

[Mark S]

Timmins The Shrimp?

[marky No.1]

As the new name is a mystery and we are moving holmes how about Sherlock?