by Keith » Mon Feb 15, 2010 1:13 am
True story, my wife once said, "I think you love Morecambe more than you love me". I replied, "nonsense dear, it's just I loved Morecambe before I loved you".
Obviously if she said that to me now, after 25 years together, I'd reply "I love Southport more..."*
* Honestly dear, it was for comic effect only and whoever showed you this message will die a horrible death...
“Britain faces a simple and inescapable choice - stability and strong Government with me, or chaos with Ed Miliband: ".
David Cameron. May 4th 2015.
So how did that work out then?