Morecambe Baywatch o/t

by **marky No.1** » Tue Feb 02, 2010 10:55 am

I've a spare room if she wants to try out the area first

pamela_anderson_12.jpg

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sh ... S&ATTR=USA

by **Heysham_Shrimp** » Tue Feb 02, 2010 12:20 pm

I didnt realise that Noddy Holder lived in Morecambe until I read that.

I thought he was in Wolverhampton.

by **Christies Child** » Tue Feb 02, 2010 12:35 pm

I'm sure that Arnside Red and myself, plus not forgetting the Milnthorpe and fellow Storth SVs would be more than delighted to give her a 'hands-on' guided tour of the area.

by **John L** » Tue Feb 02, 2010 1:06 pm

Heysham_Shrimp wrote:I didnt realise that Noddy Holder lived in Morecambe until I read that.

I thought he was in Wolverhampton.

I think they're getting their glam-rock bands mixed up.... it's MUD who lives in Morecambe Bay!!! :mrgreen:

by **morecambe mick** » Tue Feb 02, 2010 10:27 pm

Heysham_Shrimp wrote:I didnt realise that Noddy Holder lived in Morecambe until I read that.

I thought he was in Wolverhampton.

Written by.... awest@the-sun

:lol:

by **Aspers** » Tue Feb 02, 2010 11:54 pm

I know someone who used to date her.

by **Keith** » Fri Feb 05, 2010 3:05 pm

Aspers wrote:I know someone who used to date her.

He used to cut through her boobs and count the rings, to see how old she was?

by **Arnside Red** » Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:54 pm

she needs to come in and see me, I'll put her on my mailing list, give her accompanied viewings and................

by **Vinny** » Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:14 pm

Hummm ....

I can see the celeb statue now, obviously near the new Coastguard Station, where the jugs hut used to be.

by **John L** » Sat Feb 06, 2010 12:16 am

Maybe a photoshoot could be arranged at the Eric statue along with Mrs Haining...??? 8-)

by **Posh** » Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:53 am

It's good to see local papers keeping abreast of the real news. The thought of her living in Bare fills me with dread - all the media attention. And she's rubbish - yes she does have her knockers you know!

by **shrimpnsave** » Sat Feb 06, 2010 3:54 pm

i dont read papers for personal reasons,whats all this about :?:

by **Keith** » Sat Feb 06, 2010 4:02 pm

shrimpnsave wrote:i dont read papers for personal reasons,whats all this about

So you want us to read them for you, then re-write the story so you don't have to bother??? :roll:

There is a link to the story in the original post.

by **shrimpnsave** » Sat Feb 06, 2010 4:16 pm

So you want us to read them for you, then re-write the story so you don't have to bother???

yes please

you are a true and kind gentleman :lol:

by **Keith** » Sat Feb 06, 2010 5:17 pm

Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin... Once upon a time, Pammy Anderson said she liked the seaside in England. The Sun realising they could get a pun in the headline, decided she was heading to Morecambe.

And they both lived happily ever-after :roll:

by **shrimpnsave** » Sat Feb 06, 2010 5:23 pm

Keith wrote:
shrimpnsave wrote:i dont read papers for personal reasons,whats all this about

So you want us to read them for you, then re-write the story so you don't have to bother???

There is a link to the story in the original post.