I have decided to provide an alternative mascot to christie the cat, I am putting myself forward as mutton dressed as lamb, marcus the lamb, i will be happy to accept donated sheepskin rugs to fashion myself a costume from shrimps fans, rugs can be left at wickes diy shop, thankyou for everyones help, any sheepskin rugs are acceptable, even ones with knife marks in them, MARCUS THE LAMB , HAIL MARCUS

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