Is this like top tenious on radio 2 ? In which case I'll plump for he once met Angela Ripon at an Airport, who had once been on The Morecambe and Wise show.
Well, it's nowt to do with Eto'o as an individual, more to do with his nationality. Then ask someone who knows Portuguese or use a Portuguese translator and work it out from there.
(Though it isn't 'strictly' accurate.)
Is the glass half full or half empty? Mmmm? hard to say - but it does look like there's room for more beer!