THE RULES!! AN EXCITING NEW THREAD!!

THE RULES!! AN EXCITING NEW THREAD!!

Postby PUNKISDEAD » Sat Jul 04, 2009 7:40 pm

As a keen football fan approaching the early stages of middle age, it alarms me sometimes that alot of younger fans (not all female) do not understand the rules of footyball, so i am starting my new feature

THE RULES :!: :!: (COPYRIGHT PROTECTED)

I will start the ball rolling with a question about the FA rules, the first person to answer it can then post a question he, sorry i mean themselves can go ahead and post after the person posing the question has confirmed the answer is correct before the next one is posted!!

THE RULES :!: :!: (COPYRIGHT PROTECTED) WILL PROVIDE INFO THE FUN WAY :lol: :lol:

OK i will get the ball rolling!!

what action should the referee take if, at the taking of a penalty kick, the ball srikes the post or crossbar and bursts :?: :?:
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Postby james456 » Sat Jul 04, 2009 7:42 pm

Are the questions being asked in a quiz style or are they actual questions people want answered?
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Postby PUNKISDEAD » Sat Jul 04, 2009 7:43 pm

entirely up to the person posing the question
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Postby bill ding » Sat Jul 04, 2009 7:46 pm

He should go to the club officials and ask why they are using inflatable goalposts :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby PUNKISDEAD » Sat Jul 04, 2009 7:48 pm

He should go to the club officials and ask why they are using inflatable goalposts :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby bill ding » Sat Jul 04, 2009 7:51 pm

oops sorry , other than previous answer i have not a clue but am interested to see the answer
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Postby outsider » Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:00 pm

change the ball and continue you with play.
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Postby PUNKISDEAD » Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:05 pm

Partially right but i cannot give it unless you tell us HOW :?: he restarts the game
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Postby james456 » Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:06 pm

The kick is retaken?
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Postby outsider » Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:09 pm

if the ball went out behind the goal, with a goal kick, if it stayed in play with a drop ball. (hopefully contested, as uncontested drop balls are the bain of my like )
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Postby PUNKISDEAD » Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:12 pm

Outsider, well done, the first winner on, THE RULES (COPYRIGHT PROTECTED),

POSE YOR QUESTION BUCKO :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby outsider » Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:24 pm

What happens if a Referee books the same player 3 times in a game? ;)
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Postby Number 1 » Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:33 pm

outsider wrote:What happens if a Referee books the same player 3 times in a game? ;)


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Postby outsider » Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:33 pm

correct over to you
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Postby Number 1 » Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:39 pm

A team concede a free kick and subsequently the majority of the team surround the referee shouting abuse and generally berate him.

What action does A) the referee and B) the FA take?
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Postby PUNKISDEAD » Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:42 pm

Nice one outsider. I think as the first winner of the quiz you have conducted yourself with great credit, this feaure is going to be great :!: :!: :!:
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Postby PUNKISDEAD » Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:43 pm

IF ITS CHELSEA....NONE :?: :?: :?:
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Postby Number 1 » Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:46 pm

PUNKISDEAD wrote:IF ITS CHELSEA....NONE :?: :?: :?:


Nearly, but no.
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Postby PUNKISDEAD » Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:51 pm

NOTHING. :lol: :lol: :lol: UNLESS YOU ARE A MINNOW OF A TEAM LIKE MAN UTD, WHO UNLIKE THEIR RICH NAY BORES CANNOT BUY THEIR WAY OUT OF TROUBLE


COME ON BURNLEY :!: :!: :!:
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Postby james456 » Sat Jul 04, 2009 9:02 pm

Number 1 wrote:A team concede a free kick and subsequently the majority of the team surround the referee shouting abuse and generally berate him.

What action does A) the referee and B) the FA take?



A) Bugger all

B) Bugger all
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Postby Number 1 » Sat Jul 04, 2009 9:20 pm

james456 wrote:
Number 1 wrote:A team concede a free kick and subsequently the majority of the team surround the referee shouting abuse and generally berate him.

What action does A) the referee and B) the FA take?



A) Bugger all

B) Bugger all


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Postby james456 » Sat Jul 04, 2009 9:31 pm

A) Reports it to the FA

B) ...Bugger all

If thats not it, I give up.
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Postby PUNKISDEAD » Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:19 pm

As inventor of this genius thread , i reserve the right to change the rules as i see fit, if the question is not answered in 12 hours i will resume control of the thread with a new question, all you have to do is play the game, come on guys, this game rocks, get into it, it has been getting a lot of hits, so dive in :!: :!: :!: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Keith » Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:23 pm

PUNKISDEAD wrote:As a keen football fan approaching the early stages of middle age, it alarms me sometimes that alot of younger fans (not all female) do not understand the rules of footyball


tsk! And how many "rules" of footyball are there??? :roll: Answer: There are NO RULES OF FOOTYBALL!!! We have LAWS in the beautiful game. Give him hell girls :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby PUNKISDEAD » Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:31 pm

Soz keith, like yourself, I am fully aware there are called laws rather than rules, but this can be discussed on another thread,my game looks like fun and can only enhance our board, So leave it be if you do not want to play :lol: :lol: :lol:
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