Water

[The Red Knight]

CC, if you really cared about the team you wouldn't be buying crappy Aldi water, god knows what rubbish is in that.

Get yourself to Waitrose for crying out loud, we could have had half the team out with a stomach bug.

[John L]

look do you want the bloody orange or not?! (it's not a blood orange it's a jaffa you know what I mean)

I know plenty of other people that would be very grapefruit if not

What does grapefruit have to do with it? I thought we were talking oranges here???

[Christies Child]

CC, if you really cared about the team you wouldn't be buying crappy Aldi water, god knows what rubbish is in that.

Get yourself to Waitrose for crying out loud, we could have had half the team out with a stomach bug.

...and i've been drinking this for well over 3years.

That explains it.....!!!!!!!!

[Joel Ninety]

And it's thanks to threads like this we'll forever be known as "a team like Morecambe"

Nail. Head.

[ezz]

And it's thanks to threads like this we'll forever be known as "a team like Morecambe"

That's how I want us to be seen.

[heysham_mfc]

look do you want the bloody orange or not?! (it's not a blood orange it's a jaffa you know what I mean)

I know plenty of other people that would be very grateful if not

have you tried ebay

[yozzer]

Et moi ezz. How very tinpot. Best chuckle I've had all day. I'll sponsor the team jockstraps. Every little helps. Burple...you are a very naughty boy!

[shrimper]

CC, if you really cared about the team you wouldn't be buying crappy Aldi water, god knows what rubbish is in that.

Get yourself to Waitrose for crying out loud, we could have had half the team out with a stomach bug.

...and i've been drinking this for well over 3years.

That explains it.....!!!!!!!!

You've been drinking from a well for three years?

Lads, anyone willing to join me in taking bottles of water up to CC's house. Or single items of fruit?

[John L]

Or single items of fruit?

Would a pear be any good, or just one

[durhamshrimp]

FFS you lot.....

A simple request for some fans to buy water for the lads as a gesture of goodwill and I get all this f****** crap thrown at me. However I'm used to that by now from certain sections!!!

Don't bother. I'll buy the water myself.

Calm down Geldof. I, like most people i'd guess, presumed this was a joke. I'm sure there is a working tap at the training ground.

Also, if you turn up with a load of water they'll probably just think you're a bit mental.

[burple]

UPDATE: unfortunately the Orange is no more it rolled off the dash while going round a corner and out the open window last night

However I have today secured a fresh banana I'm still willing to bring that, I also have a Muller fruit corner.

All I need is a time and place

[DTSJim]

It's not a kids football team CC. I've no doubt the team are provided with at least water, and more likely something like lucozade or gatorade.

They get catered for at training why do you think they would not be given water? It's genuinely absurd.

[heysham_mfc]

FFS you lot.....

A simple request for some fans to buy water for the lads as a gesture of goodwill and I get all this f****** crap thrown at me. However I'm used to that by now from certain sections!!!

Don't bother. I'll buy the water myself.

Calm down Geldof. I, like most people i'd guess, presumed this was a joke. I'm sure there is a working tap at the training ground.

Also, if you turn up with a load of water they'll probably just think you're a bit mental.

they think that allready

[Mighty Red]

It's good of shrimper to "orange" to get some water to CC.

(Do you see what I did there, I cleverly substituted the word orange for arrange)

Perhaps it's time for CC to pipe down. He does seem to be running hot and cold. Still, it's nice to know he's on tap should we need him. As long as we don't faucet.

[Christies Child]

Mine and Mark Lillis's thanks to Tesco and The Image Works for donating 75 litres.

[DTSJim]

I bet you really swung it CC.

[Christies Child]

I bet you really swung it CC.

.....must be the bloody hot weather, but the sarcasm on SVs has reached an all time high.....or low depending on your point of view....and the main protagonists are still in play school!

[Bare bum]

.....must be the bloody hot weather, but the sarcasm on SVs has reached an all time high.....or low depending on your point of view....and the main protagonists are still in play school!

Not been to playschool today CC, just been delivering some coal to Newcastle and some flagons of brine to the North Sea.
Mark Lillis had said he'd give us a hand but he got roped into some tedious shopping trip to Tescos so I was late back.
How's the training going?

[Christies Child]

.....must be the bloody hot weather, but the sarcasm on SVs has reached an all time high.....or low depending on your point of view....and the main protagonists are still in play school!

Not been to playschool today CC, just been delivering some coal to Newcastle and some flagons of brine to the North Sea.
Mark Lillis had said he'd give us a hand but he got roped into some tedious shopping trip to Tescos so I was late back.
How's the training going?

See my Pre-season update.

One problem...the oranges never arrived.

You just can't trust people to keep their word these days!

[mfcbro]

I believe the club are thinking of making the first home game bring a bottle.

[George Dawes]

tell em to get water from the tap, n fill there own bottles up like i do at the gym!

[Sammy h]

This is the biggest tinpot thread i have seen in ages.

[burple]

.....must be the bloody hot weather, but the sarcasm on SVs has reached an all time high.....or low depending on your point of view....and the main protagonists are still in play school!

Not been to playschool today CC, just been delivering some coal to Newcastle and some flagons of brine to the North Sea.
Mark Lillis had said he'd give us a hand but he got roped into some tedious shopping trip to Tescos so I was late back.
How's the training going?

See my Pre-season update.

One problem...the oranges never arrived.

You just can't trust people to keep their word these days!

listen love don't have a go at me... have you any idea what I'm going through right now!?!

Have you even bothered to read the 'Missing' thread... the Orange has gone and I cant find it.
Your are the most insensitive person I've ever not met

[Christies Child]

I like it!

[The Fury]

This is the biggest tinpot thread i have seen in ages.

I think you'll find it is plastic.