O/T - Why do so many women.......

[Plain Peter]

.....spend hundreds on their hair, face and finger nails, and then allow the rest of their body to resemble hippos?

[Keith]

.....spend hundreds on their hair, face and finger nails, and then allow the rest of their body to resemble hippos?

an enjoyable afternoon on the sauce, Peter?

[Plain Peter]

an enjoyable afternoon on the sauce, Peter?

I've been on a fork-lift truck course all week.
Scarily I passed the exams.
Knowing that I'll be doing it for real tomorrow needed a scoop or three to dull the expectation.