O/T Michael Jackson

Re: O/T Michael Jackson

Postby campdave » Fri Jun 26, 2009 2:45 pm

Christies Child wrote:
Over to you mods.


I assume you reported the post, or are you just happy to chunter away in the thread?
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Re: O/T Michael Jackson

Postby Gnasher » Fri Jun 26, 2009 2:47 pm

The joke about 'toys' is sick. If you find that funny...

I haven't said what I think about any jokes so don't even suggest such things :evil: A public apology will suffice for even hinting I do.
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Re: O/T Michael Jackson

Postby Keith » Fri Jun 26, 2009 3:13 pm

Christies Child wrote:The joke about 'toys' is sick. If you find that funny.... :roll: :roll: :roll:


I... err... well... " :roll: :roll: :roll: "

I'm awaiting Aspers next story, telling us about meeting him at a BBQ or something...
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Re: O/T Michael Jackson

Postby Old Man Kensey » Fri Jun 26, 2009 3:15 pm

Oh come on that is one of the softest jokes I have heard all day.

The one about Ryan Giggs made me laugh the most;)
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Re: O/T Michael Jackson

Postby shrimper » Fri Jun 26, 2009 3:16 pm

Is the glass half full or half empty? Mmmm? hard to say - but it does look like there's room for more beer!
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Re: O/T Michael Jackson

Postby Keith » Fri Jun 26, 2009 3:17 pm

Old Man Kensey wrote:Oh come on that is one of the softest jokes I have heard all day.

The one about Ryan Giggs made me laugh the most;)


PM will do, or start a o/t thread warning people that may have to avoid it!
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Re: O/T Michael Jackson

Postby P/T Indie » Fri Jun 26, 2009 3:18 pm

The curry one is the sickest
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Re: O/T Michael Jackson

Postby Suzi Quatro » Fri Jun 26, 2009 5:28 pm

The jokes that I have seen on this forum are not nice at all and users should refrain from placing them on SV.
We have to remember that he was someones son.
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Re: O/T Michael Jackson

Postby Gnasher » Fri Jun 26, 2009 5:46 pm

We have to remember that he was someones son

Something I am sure he would remember himself every time his father hit him when he messed up at a rehearsal*



* Taken from Radio 1 news, 26/06/09.
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Re: O/T Michael Jackson

Postby PUNKISDEAD » Fri Jun 26, 2009 6:18 pm

I wonder how his lover, Hugh, :?: feels about his death :?:
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Re: O/T Michael Jackson

Postby Suzi Quatro » Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:36 pm

Gnasher wrote:We have to remember that he was someones son

Something I am sure he would remember himself every time his father hit him when he messed up at a rehearsal*



* Taken from Radio 1 news, 26/06/09.



He did have a sad childhood and I guess his father should apportion blame for messing up his brain, all for the sake of being a child star.
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Re: O/T Michael Jackson

Postby durhamshrimp » Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:57 am

Has Michael Jackson died or something?
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Re: O/T Michael Jackson

Postby morecambe mick » Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:49 am

durhamshrimp wrote:Has Michael Jackson died or something?

My God, I hope not :!: :!:

They'll never shut up about it on local radio, if he has :x

Strange how The Bay when he was accused of indecent assault on a kid, they decide to ban all his records being played on their station.

Then when he dies, (after paying off the kid - out of court, everyone who's innocent does that....don't they?)

They play a song of his, every other track :!:
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Re: O/T Michael Jackson

Postby North Stand Shrimp » Sun Jun 28, 2009 1:33 pm

He died only 2 days ago and he's not even been buried yet!
For a guy who has left behind such an amazing musical legacy and been an inspiration to a whole generation of pop artists some people are being very disrespectful.
Regardless of what he's been accused of in the past and for all of the wierd stories that dogged him in his personal life, I'd have though his proffessional body of work would have been enough to have afforded him at least the respect of not telling these sick jokes and derogatory stories whilst his passing is so recent and raw to his family, friends and many fans across the world.
I thought he was pure genius. Rest peacefully Michael.
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Re: O/T Michael Jackson

Postby Mark S » Sun Jun 28, 2009 1:46 pm

As sure as night follows day these jokes are bandied around. Its a personal taste thing. I love them but that doesnt make me a bad person, its just dark humour. Its not about disrespect, but to be fair there isnt a lot to respect. I saw MJ twice, once in '88 and once in '92 and was a fan until the shit hit the fan about his taste in little boys, and was a big fan. As Mick mentioned earlier, he was only let off because he paid the boys in question off (Twice). I used to like Gary Glitters work, but I wonder if you will be urging people to respect him when he dies? ;)

I heard the sickest one ever last night and I wont put it on here but if anyone wants it, PM me ;)
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Re: O/T Michael Jackson

Postby marky No.1 » Sun Jun 28, 2009 1:57 pm

His Album goes to No.1 in the Charts today...
HMV stocked up in time for the concerts and have sold 80 times as many as they had expected already!

Oh well at least someone will benefit from the Royalties :roll:
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Re: O/T Michael Jackson

Postby Gnasher » Sun Jun 28, 2009 3:13 pm

Most of his fortune is tied up in trusts for the children including all the rights to the Beatles music he bought some years ago. The likes of Barclays to whom he owes/d £300M apparently can't get their hands on the trust money. His family want to keep hold of the kids (and their money) but under california law the mother of his first 2 can apply to have them and will most likely win even though she gave up all rights while he was alive. The only winners now are the lawyers who will be bartering to represent everyone involved.
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Re: O/T Michael Jackson

Postby Weetabix Kid » Sun Jun 28, 2009 5:38 pm

Christies Child wrote:
Weetabix Kid wrote:That is probably the most sickest post I've ever read.

For my money you should be baned from ever taking part in SV's in the future.

Over to you mods.


Get over yourself, Is it because you are a Newcastle fan?

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Re: O/T Michael Jackson

Postby Christies Child » Sun Jun 28, 2009 6:56 pm

Weetabix Kid wrote:
Christies Child wrote:
Weetabix Kid wrote:That is probably the most sickest post I've ever read.

For my money you should be baned from ever taking part in SV's in the future.

Over to you mods.


Get over yourself, Is it because you are a Newcastle fan?

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