Return of the TARDIS

[shrimp in cyprus]

Hi all.

Out here in Cyprus I am involved in some experimental time travel work and we have developed a time travel machine which for obvious reasons we have called "THE TARDIS". Still early days, but this morning I volunteered to climb aboard and see what happened. I have just returned to normal time, and must admit that it was totally fascinating!!

We went into the future and I really enjoyed it. As a result of this, I obviously now know this evenings football results. I thought I would share them with you (those who don't want to know, look away now!).

BOLTON 3 FGR 0
FLEETWOOD 1 PORTSMOUTH 2
IPSWICH 1 MORECAMBE 2
MK DONS 1 SHREWSBURY 4
BURTON & CHELTENHAM games were off because of frozen pitches.

[twosheds]

I'll have a half of what you're on....OK then...make it a pint...

[jbc.shrimp]

Hi all.

Out here in Cyprus I am involved in some experimental time travel work and we have developed a time travel machine which for obvious reasons we have called "THE TARDIS". Still early days, but this morning I volunteered to climb aboard and see what happened. I have just returned to normal time, and must admit that it was totally fascinating!!

We went into the future and I really enjoyed it. As a result of this, I obviously now know this evenings football results. I thought I would share them with you (those who don't want to know, look away now!).

BOLTON 3 FGR 0
FLEETWOOD 1 PORTSMOUTH 2
IPSWICH 1 MORECAMBE 2
MK DONS 1 SHREWSBURY 4
BURTON & CHELTENHAM games were off because of frozen pitches.

What sort of odds did your bookie give you ? ! ? !

[Keith]

Hi all.

Out here in Cyprus I am involved in some experimental time travel work and we have developed a time travel machine which for obvious reasons we have called "THE TARDIS". Still early days, but this morning I volunteered to climb aboard and see what happened. I have just returned to normal time, and must admit that it was totally fascinating!!

We went into the future and I really enjoyed it. As a result of this, I obviously now know this evenings football results. I thought I would share them with you (those who don't want to know, look away now!).

BOLTON 3 FGR 0
FLEETWOOD 1 PORTSMOUTH 2
IPSWICH 1 MORECAMBE 2
MK DONS 1 SHREWSBURY 4
BURTON & CHELTENHAM games were off because of frozen pitches.

I'd ask for your money back. For the Tardis that is, not the drugs, 'cause the drugs were clearly working well!

[shrimp in cyprus]

We have now discovered that there is a faulty switch in THE TARDIS.

We think it is the IP SWITCH .................!!!!!!!

And as for the drugs working fine Keith ................ they should be because I am a retired pharmacist (and that bit is true!!!).

Overall, a poor result for us, but apart from goal difference damage, not a bad set of results really.