the bradford ladies

by **the stowford press** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:51 pm

has anyone any ideas as to where the good ladies of yorkshire can take their unsuspecting local prey to over the weekend,my poor car bonnet cant take anymore.BRING BACK POULTON MARKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by **PUNKISDEAD** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:59 pm

I do not know how to answer this one, but i do know one thing, as i live on Morecambe road and own a Luton van, I am investing in a sturdy padlock!!

by **the stowford press** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:05 pm

It,ll tek more than that to stop em getting in your underpants

by **George Dawes** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:57 pm

a lot of em last year when i was chatting with em, where staying in caravan parks on westgate

by **PUNKISDEAD** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:10 pm

There you go then Mr Stowford, hang around the static park with a flagon of your amber nectar and you might get lucky!!

If lucky is really drunk!!

by **Andy** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 10:37 pm

I later found out that my ex used to frequent these places and has since moved from Bradfut by t'sea to the nether regions of Bratfud, and she was tight with her money

I can't remember if she ever bought me a drink !!!! :lol:

by **USA Shrimp** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 11:29 pm

the stowford press wrote:BRING BACK POULTON MARKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by **PUNKISDEAD** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:01 pm

Some of the Bradford ladies might fancy trying something a bit different this trip!!

LIKE SLEEPING WITH THEIR SPOUSES IN A B AND B INSTEAD OF A STRANGER ON STOWFORD PRESSMANS CAR BONNET!! :lol:

by **morecambe mick** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:09 pm

PUNKISDEAD wrote:Some of the Bradford ladies might fancy trying something a bit different this trip!!

LIKE SLEEPING WITH THEIR SPOUSES IN A B AND B INSTEAD OF A STRANGER ON STOWFORD PRESSMANS CAR BONNET!!

No, they don't sleep on the bonnet of Stowfords car :!: