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[Phoenix]

Shouldn't that be ' Hopping Centre'

On that note, the conversation has to end.

[Curly]

They only decided to jump off. This could have been a jump-off competition between the three frogs and on the log because they were extremely bored and their view of the beautiful pond was obscured by the beaver's new huge dam.

In that case they should jump off the log onto the top of the new dam where they would experience an entirely new view of the beautiful pond which would have been enlarged by the building of the dam. Unfortunately one or two Mice, Beetle and other Insects may drown in the aftermath of the dam building.

Hang on.
Where has the Beavers new damn been constructed? Surely the frogs views had been ruined? Did said beaver have planning applications? What is this beaver thinking of? Or did he agree to move to this pool if he could build a damn?
Anyway, that's by the by.
If the frogs jumped from the log onto the new damn at the exit of the flowing pond, the damn cant be that high, therefore the view wouldn't be that different? If the damn has been built at the entrance to the pond then the water level in the pond would surely have dropped? That's a whole new view!
Either way, surely the damn is for the better of the pond in the long run and for future generations of frogs? (and their competitions)

Evelyn Archer will be at the pondale shopping centre this weekend with an assortment of stoats and weasels for back up, with a petition for wildlife to sign because the log had been there a long time and she thinks it would be better to watch it rot slowly, feeding many fungi and providing her with "fuel" for her many hallucinagenic visions for how the forest should be maintained.

[Keith]

when are the fixtures out?

[morecambe mick]

when are the fixtures out?

Have you been on Evelynn's damn fungi again Keith

[heysham_mfc]

Hello and welcome to north west tonight our main headline this evening find out why this log in a Lancashire pond has caused a war between the Morecambe wildlife...

[Phoenix]

when are the fixtures out?

You must have missed them, they kick off this Sunday on the prom at 3 with Mice Beetles & Insects vs Shrimps & Voles.