CHRISTIE THE CAT!!

[PUNKISDEAD]

I had the shock of my life today, when the person i thought was the cat appeared in the bar at half time!!!

The same person I was led to believe was in a past life was Frontierland Fred!!

I stood near to the person i thought was the cat, someone I know, who is a non football fan, and realised on evesdropping his conversation that he had asked somebody to act as a red herring today, to save his standing in the local business community.

I closely studied the cat in the second half and now realise it was an imposter, the cat today was taller, slimmer, and cleverer than the usual cat!!

I am now even more certain that the real cat is still a plasterer from Heysham!!

[Mark S]

You couldnt be more wrong Lee.

[mounse mk2]

You mean he's not a real cat!!

He gives the best hugs!!

[PUNKISDEAD]

I might be wrong mark

but even if he is not the cat, he cannot prove he was not the dog(FF)

[durhamshrimp]

I know Christie The Cat's real identity. It's The Stig off of Top Gear. Think about it, have you ever seen them in the same room at the same time?

[Aal]

Christie bought one of the HTH badges in civvies and then wore it throughout the game. My kids have narrowed it down to 45 gents!!

Prhaps there are a squad of Christie's who take it in turns??

[Christies Minder]

NO !!! There is definately only one Christie , he will not allow any impersonators and they probably wouldn't want to get into that suit in a hurry !!.

[John L]

I know Christie The Cat's real identity. It's The Stig off of Top Gear. Think about it, have you ever seen them in the same room at the same time?

How does he get the helmet on then?

[the stowford press]

mmm! a local plasterer from the heysham area has been working on my property,he never works weekends(no excuse ever given)and last week fell off the scaffolding,to my astonishment he landed on his feet and then remarked one of his lives had gone!!,i offered him a brandy for the shock but to my surprise asked for a glass of milk!!!,its all becoming clear,or is it?!!!!!!!

[PUNKISDEAD]

Stowford press!!!

When i come to think about it, he was drinking a pint of milk in the bar!!!!