Caption Competition

[Gnasher]

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(For the record, he is not being escorted out of the ground nor is he being arrested. They were having a laugh as they walked round to the covered area)

[PUNKISDEAD]

come on Frank, this is shameless behaviour!!

[SkinnyShrimp]

No officer - you have got it wrong! - Im not a player - honestly I didn't play last night - you can't arrest me for stealing a living!

[halfwayliner]

We want to be together

[Bare Ben]

I paid for that hat

[Joel Ninety]

Persian wife smuggling method number 51...

[Harry]

'I'll give you a fiver and get us to throw the match if you put a roof on the away end'

[Burnley Shrimp]

Persian wife smuggling method number 51...

The winner so far for me.

My effort.

It feels like twins dear, if only our team could show the same movement on the pitch we'd beat Accy easy!

[outsider]

please, please, please throw me out this time...........

[CASS]

Ben...Look ossifer YOU might know the "Dashing White Sargent" but I am not that way inclined.

[Burnley Shrimp]

Unable to suffer the procedings pitchside any longer Morecambe fan and officer decide to put the time to better use by honing their routine for this years strictly come dancing heats.

[B.H.C #3]

Hey officer its not illegal to be homosexual so you cant actually arrest me.

[HALMA 1983]

P.C : 'Come on sonny you've seen enough of this nonsense, best get yourself off home' it's for your own good!

Fan : 'But what about the lads'? they need my support


P.C : 'They need more than that and turning up here year after year isn't going to help! The offence is 'Timewasting' your own that is!

[broadwayshrimp]

Hey mate watch where you're putting that truncheon

[Sammy h]

Ben: "And i thought i had a big nose"

[marky No.1]

Quick officer get me back to the bus, I can't wait for that exciting trip home with all those miserable old farts

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[sgt major]

Please dont let me go round there, Mick will beat me up (again)

[Posh]

Ben: "Your a bent copper"
PC: "And your just bent"

Spotted a similarity too.

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[Shrimpsscene]

Ben: "Your a bent copper"
PC: "And your just bent"

Spotted a similarity too.

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[shrimper]

Though he'd previously received a life banning order for a shoe-throwing event at Molineux, Ben Bareness found himself able to continue watching his beloved Morecambe after his conjoined twin, Andy, landed a job as the club's 'beat Bobby'.

[Keith]

Copper: "How many more times? That's still not how we do the special handshake"

[steve mfc]

PC Congratulates Ben for proving you can wear a Morecambe shirt and move at the same time.

[redtilldead74]

gottle of geer !gottle of geer !

[halfwayliner]

But they let me off at Penkridge.

[morecambe mick]

But they let me off at Penkridge.