VILLAGE!!!!

[CASS]

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unlike the mafia/mobsters on the site with their huge egos..

It's only an Avatar,so take back what you said or I get the Hoods in.

[RedRedWine1]

I'm just trying to figure out who the mafia/mobsters are on this site???

Mark 'The Godfather' Swindlehurst. It's got a ring to it, but I definitely can't see it.

[Mark S]

One horses head on its way to you.

Please dont feed the paranoid, malevolent trolls! They will be pursuing you next!

I like that the Morecambe public are wising up about this site. I bet that less than 1% are aware of it and of those that are aware 90% dont give a monkeys about it.

I do take issue with the unprofessional slur. I dont think it goes far enough. Totally unprofessional? Woefully unprofessional? Apallingly unprofessional? More like it.

It is a site run for Fans of Morecambe Football Club who want to talk about errrrr, Morecambe Football Club. It is run by fans, is a free service, ad free and independant of the club. We have always said that we dont have a monopoly and if anyone else wants to set another board up, we will help. Most people are happy with the way it is run.

The only big trouble we ever get on here is when political interlopers with personal agendas come on and stir up trouble. These people are very clever, take time to craft a statement or a response and avoid the really pertinent questions. (Notice that Markys questions were neatly swerved?)

I am really getting bored now.

[Keith]

So that independent readers and the local public can understand whats going on here this is my e mail sent to Keith which of course he fails to disclose...

...Anyone care to tell us were we have been non compliant with the policy and T&C put on this when you register.

Of course those who control this site and the town have no respect for peace, truth or respect - shame on the lot of you.

For goodness sake lady, you and your husband really do need to get some professional help. Seriously. You are [becoming] paranoid and are seeing conspiracy in everything and everyone, which is not good for your mental health. Either that or you are attention seekers. I didn't "fail to disclose" your e-mail to me, I chose not to firstly, because it was YOUR e-mail, so YOU could choose to disclose it or not, secondly I was responding to YOUR COMMENT that your husband had not received a reply, when, quite clearly, if you'd read the e-mail that I sent to you, you would have seen ONCE AGAIN, that you & he had indeed received your explanation.

As you guys clearly have a tough time accepting that the world does not revolve around you, or understanding things the first time around, please read Brian's response once more...

You agree that “Shrimpsvoices” have the right to remove, edit, move or close any topic at any time should we see fit.

Then, just for fun, re-read the e-mail I sent you, or the post I made in this thread and guess which of the following is likely to be the reason that you get another thread locked?

...we are first and foremost a forum to talk about Morecambe Football Club. We do have off topic debates but at times a decision is taken that the debate has gone far enough. Usually there are one of four reasons for a thread to be locked.

1. It has become repetitive, usually two or more people have become entrenched in opposite camps and are simply going over the same old ground. "Boring" is another word for it.
2. It has become personal.
3. It has potentially become libellous or looks like it may head in that direction.
4. It is potentially damaging to the club.

Now please, stop expressing your delusional ideas on this forum. You don't have the freedom to express what ever you want on here. You never had, you never will have, so accept it. Take up the offers of help to set up your own forum where you and others can express your ideas and concerns with total freedom.

And think carefully about how you next post, making sure it doesn't breach any of the reasons above, because I think there's a close to 90% chance that it will be your last post and another thread will be locked.

[Mark S]

99.9%

[Gnasher]

I didn't "fail to disclose" your e-mail to me, I chose not to firstly, because it was YOUR e-mail, so YOU could choose to disclose it or not

You would have also been in breach of some privacy or data protection law no doubt giving Timmy & Tilly something else to complain about.

[Posh]

And think carefully about how you next post, making sure it doesn't breach any of the reasons above, because I think there's a close to 90% chance that it will be your last post and another thread will be locked.

Hey don't let the fact they could both feature in the X-Files; that they harrass people like myself for writing one short supportive letter to a newspaper; that they think everybody in Morecambe and Lancaster is against them in some form of organised conspiracy (which reminds me it's the Masons meeting tonight so no moderators on the forum); that they often attack people on personal grounds and not beliefs (see this thread and elsewhere); and that they create tons of hassle for ordinary, decent people who do things voluntarily and in good spirit to aid their communities (be it moderating messageboards, being a member of a political party, a civil servant or whatever) bother you Keith. I think they're both positively wonderful and we need more fruitbats around to brighten up an otherwise gloomy world.

[Paul Mac]

Oh, and Cooper is the right hand man of The Goat Of Mendes.

I KNEW IT !!!! And they said I was paranoid.

[Freez]

"Shrimper Spawn Of Satan Shock".

Pity the Citizen has gone bang, that, I am assured by the voices in my head, would be the headline!

[Gnasher]

The citizen has gone but Matt's redundancy notice was withdrawn at the last minute. Keep checking the headlines on the Blackburn Times (or whatever the newsquest paper is called in Blackburn)