Accrington predictions

[shrimpnsave]

This fixture has spoiled my life for the past ten years. I am sick and tired of the same old...same old result.
Artell scores 2 and we lose, Murphy scores in the 94th minute and we lose, Brodie misses a penalty in the 93rd minute and the jinx continues.................
Joyce, Ryan, Winnard, Naismith, McCarten Maguire, Atkinson please please play badly! Just this once, just this time, just for us, the multitudes who stand in the rain watching and waiting...waiting for the curse to end.
And Scott, if you read this, be a professional, I wouldn't ask you to do anything else, except give us that moment, that one moment when you just lose concentration for a second (you know Scott that these things can happen in a game) but especially in this game on Friday just a slight ever so slight slip
that almost goes unnoticed but just gives somebody a chance to stick it in the net!
If the jinx does continue you will find me standing on a bridge overlooking the M6...............
Prediction: Shrimps 1 Stanley 3

Very good

[MFC-Manc]

Morecambe to win 3 nil

[seasonsinthesun]

Other added thoughts:
A message to John Coleman.

Please just this once John, don't give the mother of all team talks! Don't mention that you're an ex-Morecambe player and it means everything to you to put one over your old team.
Please don't tell the Accrington players this match is the World Cup Final/F.A.Cup Final/Play-Off Final rolled into one
Or that it's more important than any of those, or even more important than life itself.
Treat this as just another league game, like you might be playing one of those southern teams, where you're thinking about shape and tactics, not how you will destroy Morecambe's midfield with players who will give absolutely everything they've got!!!!!
Please don't play how you usually do against Morecambe, you know, that combination of Brazilian flair and German efficiency.
Please just for once have a bit of an off day, a bad day at the office so to speak.
You know it doesn't matter that much John. It's only a game after all.

[marky No.1]

Rather than expecting them to roll over, surely it is down to us to be up for it and play out of our skins, after all we are the home team

[SimplyRed MFC]

Trust Marky to get all serious and earnest when people are opening their hearts in anguish on here

Just one thing Coley, if you are reading this its time for things to change in this neck of the woods.
The pain, the heartaches, the despair of the last 7 years - its time for change.

We just need you to know that when you and your team turn up at Fortress Globe this Saturday afternoon you are in for one hell of a surprise.








Shhhhh ok ?

[Blackpool Shrimp]

Your right simply red.... If Coley and Accy turn up on Saturday afternoon they will get a massive surprise

THE GAME IS ON FRIDAY

[SimplyRed MFC]

Is it me ?
Did I or did I not say Sssh BS ?

Thats definately the 3 points gone now.

[Keith]

:cry: Is it me ?
Did I or did I not say Sssh BS ?

Thats definately the 3 points gone now.

I think the word you were looking for is "WHOOSH!!!"

I was feeling all optimistic and ready to predict a change in fortune, something's got to give type of stuff. Then I read seasonsinthesun's classic rant and I could feel a wave of reality returning

I was about to post a 0-2 defeat but Mrs Fitton is my little ray of sunshine and she convinced me we still have a glimmer of hope and we have managed to avoid defeat occasionally in the past. So I'll take her positivity, mix it with seasonsinthesun's bleak reality and end up with a realist's...

1-1

[Kendalshrimp]

0-0 I think

[marky No.1]

Fortress Globe

[bill ding]

Fortress Globe

P M S L.

[bill ding]

Fortress Globe

P M S L.

[bill ding]

Twice

[marky No.1]

I would get yourself a nappy, bill

[bill ding]

A box of XL ones on order Marky it's worse when you have a bout of sneezing

[marky No.1]

Too much information!!

Hope the Away end is open tomorrow, there must be 300+ of them coming up, make for a better atmosphere when we can see more than 50 people when looking out

[outsider]

Mrs O is going for a 2-2. For some strange reason, pehaps the blood has drain from my brain, with all my training for the YORK bike ride ( Buckets will be out at ht) think its going to be a 3-1 home win. Then all the happy smiling people will come to the 80's night.

[marky No.1]

Then all the happy smiling people will come to the 80's night.

Do you need ID to prove you are 80? The result of the game will make a difference to the attendance

[bill ding]

Then all the happy smiling people will come to the 80's night.

Do you need ID to prove you are 80? The result of the game will make a difference to the attendance

You should get in no problem Marky oops , nurse ....mop please

[marky No.1]

Presume the Liverpool lad will be first choice keeper as he is here to get game time? Jim is keeping his cards close to his chest, can't make much difference to the opposition

Hope Scott doesn't spoil our day

[halftimeresults]

Shrimps 4- 0 Accy

[Heysham_Shrimp]

Shrimps 4- 0 Accy

We have banged a few past Scott.

Podge with his Boxing Day winner last season.

And wasn't He in goals when we won 3-1 in the Paint Cup ?

[outsider]

Shrimps 4- 0 Accy

We have banged a few past Scott.

Podge with his Boxing Day winner last season.

And wasn't He in goals when we won 3-1 in the Paint Cup ?

No, Maxwell kept house that night.

[Paul Mac]

A real head and heart battle going on here. I know what my head says and I know what my heart desperately wants. In the end I think we will, and be happy to, take a point so 1-1 please.

[marky No.1]

We have banged a few past Scott.

Podge with his Boxing Day winner last season.

And wasn't He in goals when we won 3-1 in the Paint Cup ?

No, Maxwell kept house that night.

I can smell the coffee, that's when Scott was out of favour