What's a post turtle?
Well, you know when you are driving along a country lane and you see a turtle on top of a fence post? That's a post turtle.
You know she didn't get there on her own...
She doesn't belong up there...
Now she's there she's got no idea what to do...
...and you wonder about the dumb ass that put her there in the first place!



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