O/T John Worth

[Keith]

He liked me...

At a parent/teacher evening (an annual ritual that preceded an annual bollocking) he once said to my parents "well, Mr and Mrs Fitton, what can I say? Frankly, Keith gets on my nerves"

Unclassified 'O' level for Chemistry...

[shrimper]

[quote="Keith"]


Cronshaw[?] Leo Sayer[?] for Chemistry.

he once said to my parents "well, Mr and Mrs Fitton, what can I say? Frankly, Keith gets on my nerves"
quote]

Was that because you beat him in the 'Lookalike' competition that year?

[poulton shrimp]

old jack lamb was the P.E. teacher when i started there he took no prisoners who remembers him

[morecambe TID]

Is Mr Kurezcko (sp?) still there?

nope he left about 2 yrs ago to teach polish (i think)
anyway thats what he told my class lol

[Keith]

old jack lamb was the P.E. teacher when i started there he took no prisoners who remembers him

A certain person who has been known to post on here occasionally, so I won't mention his name... ran up to the high jump then gracelessly jumped under it. Mr Lamb simply noticed that the bar hadn't been knocked off sent him round for another go, raising the bar further! I think he did it again, then on realising he was in danger of being put forward for the school team if things carried on, ran straight in to it the third time

[Freez]

Nigel "Madge" Pickles was titting about in the PE changing rooms, doing impressions and dancing around to much hilarity when Jack Lamb walked in. We all stopped laughing but Madge carried on not knowing that Lamb was behind him.
He got the biggest slap on his bare back.
At the end of the day, he turned up for practice still bearing the perfect red hand mark on his back.
For all i know it could still be there !!!