Impossible Headlines

Post a reply

Re: Impossible Headlines

Postby steve mfc » Mon May 23, 2011 10:03 pm

Giggs transfer to Morecambe revealed after injunction is lifted
steve mfc
 
Posts: 1837
Joined: Mon Jun 23, 2008 10:20 pm
Top

Re: Impossible Headlines

Postby mrpotatohead » Tue May 24, 2011 6:39 am

Ryan Giggs sleeps with miss wales :lol: :lol:
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to, unless you're in prison.
User avatar
mrpotatohead
 
Posts: 8050
Joined: Sat Aug 01, 2009 8:05 pm
Location: circus
Top

Re: Impossible Headlines

Postby Christies Child » Tue May 24, 2011 6:48 am

Gagging order placed on CC....

:oops:
nah!
Heroes get mentioned but Legends never die.
Christies Child
 
Posts: 14744
Joined: Fri Jun 27, 2008 11:34 am
Location: Storth, South Lakes
Top

Re: Impossible Headlines

Postby marky No.1 » Tue May 24, 2011 1:08 pm

SV Users Keep to the Thread Title
Enjoy yourself.... It is later than you think
User avatar
marky No.1
 
Posts: 22131
Joined: Thu Jun 26, 2008 4:09 pm
Location: Carnforth
Top

Re: Impossible Headlines

Postby Gnasher » Tue May 24, 2011 1:15 pm

Marky No.1 finds time to sell caravan
Legally permitted to use "Gnasher" by DC Thomson's lawyers since 1999.
#TooMuchTimeOnMyHands
Gnasher
 
Posts: 2847
Joined: Tue Oct 28, 2008 3:30 pm
Top

Re: Impossible Headlines

Postby Duffman » Tue May 24, 2011 1:24 pm

Gnasher Posts About Football :lol:
User avatar
Duffman
 
Posts: 753
Joined: Sat Aug 16, 2008 9:49 pm
Location: Heysham
Top

Re: Impossible Headlines

Postby Gnasher » Tue May 24, 2011 1:25 pm

Duffman wrote:Gnasher Posts About Football :lol:

Agreed, an impossible headline.
Legally permitted to use "Gnasher" by DC Thomson's lawyers since 1999.
#TooMuchTimeOnMyHands
Gnasher
 
Posts: 2847
Joined: Tue Oct 28, 2008 3:30 pm
Top

Re: Impossible Headlines

Postby steve mfc » Tue May 24, 2011 1:29 pm

Shrimpsvoices awarded the Noble Peace Prize for promoting peace and harmony to one and all.
steve mfc
 
Posts: 1837
Joined: Mon Jun 23, 2008 10:20 pm
Top

Re: Impossible Headlines

Postby Gnasher » Tue May 24, 2011 1:43 pm

Simlpy Ned identifies himself to the board.
Legally permitted to use "Gnasher" by DC Thomson's lawyers since 1999.
#TooMuchTimeOnMyHands
Gnasher
 
Posts: 2847
Joined: Tue Oct 28, 2008 3:30 pm
Top

Re: Impossible Headlines

Postby Sammy h » Tue May 24, 2011 2:09 pm

Peter posts about football.

Peter joins twitter.

Peter hates politics.
User avatar
Sammy h
 
Posts: 2736
Joined: Sun Jun 29, 2008 3:25 pm
Location: Lancaster
Top

Re: Impossible Headlines

Postby Little Shrimp » Tue May 24, 2011 3:10 pm

Rio Ferdinand deletes twitter page!
User avatar
Little Shrimp
 
Posts: 2516
Joined: Thu Mar 19, 2009 7:42 pm
Top

Re: Impossible Headlines

Postby Seasider9601 » Tue May 24, 2011 3:19 pm

MICHAEL OWEN SPOTTED HAVING A SNEAKY BIG MAC IN MORECAMBE BRANCH OF MCDONALD'S FUELLING MORE SPECULATION AS TO POSSIBLE SIGNING

(Sorry about the CAPS lock. Couldn't be ar$ed to re-type after I noticed ..... :oops: )
Never forget your history
User avatar
Seasider9601
 
Posts: 12656
Joined: Sat Jun 28, 2008 6:25 pm
Location: LA5
Top

Re: Impossible Headlines

Postby Posh » Tue May 24, 2011 7:35 pm

Carlisle Paul becomes Morecambe Paul

Southport back in the Football League

Pope elopes

Thousands attend Winter Gardens re-opening

Andrew Lansley Sacked (sadly)
VIVE LA REVOLUTION!
User avatar
Posh
 
Posts: 4326
Joined: Mon Jun 23, 2008 4:57 pm
Location: Everywhere and nowhere baby
Top

Re: Impossible Headlines

Postby bigreddog » Tue May 24, 2011 7:48 pm

Duffman wrote:Shrimps Fans Take Out Super-Injunction Over Alleged Affair - Can Only Be Referred to As "CC" & "RRW" For Legal Reasons


bloody hell you had me worried for a second there, pretty sure nobody...hold on a minute, I've definitely not got the hang of this either.

I resemble the "buys a round" comment by the way, I get plenty in, you're just never there Sammy
Fans' Club Morecambe

join the facebook group: http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/home.php?sk=group_183535545003563&id=193325224024595&notif_t=like
Updated, interactive, snazzy website coming soon...
User avatar
bigreddog
 
Posts: 964
Joined: Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:48 pm
Location: all around Lancashire
Top

Re: Impossible Headlines

Postby Bare Ben » Tue May 24, 2011 11:14 pm

Seasider9601 wrote:MICHAEL OWEN SPOTTED HAVING A SNEAKY BIG MAC IN MORECAMBE BRANCH OF MCDONALD'S FUELLING MORE SPECULATION AS TO POSSIBLE SIGNING

(Sorry about the CAPS lock. Couldn't be ar$ed to re-type after I noticed ..... :oops: )


This happens all the time... :?
User avatar
Bare Ben
 
Posts: 1620
Joined: Sun Jun 29, 2008 5:26 pm
Top

Re: Impossible Headlines

Postby Aspers » Wed May 25, 2011 2:12 am

Aspers witnesses Morecambe victory 8-)
Aspers
 
Posts: 2354
Joined: Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:25 am
Top

Re: Impossible Headlines

Postby ezz » Wed May 25, 2011 7:07 am

'I am Ned!'
Get over it ;)
ezz
 
Posts: 2682
Joined: Sat Aug 09, 2008 7:56 pm
Location: Morecambe
Top

Re: Impossible Headlines

Postby mrpotatohead » Wed May 25, 2011 7:19 am

Monoculous Ianthine spotted at the globe arena.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to, unless you're in prison.
User avatar
mrpotatohead
 
Posts: 8050
Joined: Sat Aug 01, 2009 8:05 pm
Location: circus
Top

Re: Impossible Headlines

Postby SimplyRed MFC » Wed May 25, 2011 11:41 am

" Imogen lied, it was really Fergie "
SimplyRed MFC
 
Posts: 781
Joined: Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:27 pm
Top

Re: Impossible Headlines

Postby RedRedWine1 » Wed May 25, 2011 5:45 pm

Globe Bar & Grill is open for business

Duffman comes first in Capaldi lookalike competitive, Capaldi comes third.... Wait a minute that could actually happen!!!
RedRedWine1
 
Top

Re: Impossible Headlines

Postby heysham_mfc » Wed May 25, 2011 5:53 pm

CAPALDI OWN GOAL AT FORMER CLUB ENDS OXFORD'S PLAY OFF DREAM
heysham_mfc
 
Posts: 5320
Joined: Mon Jun 23, 2008 3:22 pm
Location: Heysham
Top

Re: Impossible Headlines

Postby HALMA 1983 » Wed May 25, 2011 6:00 pm

Pobble & Ned win the Euro Millions and buy out the club :lol:
HALMA 1983
 
Posts: 2136
Joined: Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:16 am
Location: Heysham
Top

Re: Impossible Headlines

Postby morecambe mick » Wed May 25, 2011 7:28 pm

Posh wrote:Carlisle Paul becomes Morecambe Paul

Southport back in the Football League

Pope elopes

Thousands attend Winter Gardens re-opening

Andrew Lansley Sacked (sadly)


Paul is already known as "Morecambe Paul" - in Carlisle. Fail.
Image
User avatar
morecambe mick
 
Posts: 2648
Joined: Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:40 am
Top

Re: Impossible Headlines

Postby Posh » Wed May 25, 2011 7:32 pm

morecambe mick wrote:
Posh wrote:Carlisle Paul becomes Morecambe Paul

Southport back in the Football League

Pope elopes

Thousands attend Winter Gardens re-opening

Andrew Lansley Sacked (sadly)


Paul is already known as "Morecambe Paul" - in Carlisle. Fail.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

I should have thought.

Maybe I should have Carlisle Paul becomes Morecambe Paul in Morecambe and Treasonous Paul in Carlisle.
VIVE LA REVOLUTION!
User avatar
Posh
 
Posts: 4326
Joined: Mon Jun 23, 2008 4:57 pm
Location: Everywhere and nowhere baby
Top
Previous
Post a reply

Return to General Discussion

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Google [Bot] and 43 guests

Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group
NA_Simplicity by Neculai Anisor