new songs !!!!!!!!!

[jon MFC fan]

J.I.M.B.O THAT WAS HIS NAMOOO
JIMMY B'S BARMY ARMY
thats all i can think write if you've got some thing

[Sammy h]

Have you considered writing for professional singers?

[jon MFC fan]

no and why sammy

[RedRedWine1]

Looks like my number 1 smash hit single, Jim Jim-en-ey, Jim Jim-en-ey, Jim-Jim-Jer-roo is dead in the water now that Spence has gone and doesn't look like returning.

I like to move it move it is catchy, especially when getting hammered away (in the game, not literally).

We should devise chants around some of the Lancashire Hot Pots (band) songs. They have a song that is to the tune of The Wild Rover (which is already a popular football chant);

That's why I Fear Ikea
I won't go there agen
I don't want a bookcase called Billy
Or a table called Sven

Base it around going to Morecambe games on a Saturday and wanting to do nothing else.

[Duffman]

Jim-bo!
Always believe in your soul
You've got the power to know
You're indestructible
Always believe in, because you're our
Jim-bo!

[RedRedWine1]

No!

That is worse than Harry and Jay-Jay's "Spencer is the answer" to the tune of "rhythm is a dancer", sacrebleu!!!

[Duffman]

No!

That is worse than Harry and Jay-Jay's "Spencer is the answer" to the tune of "rhythm is a dancer", sacrebleu!!!

No, you're wrong. "Spencer is the Answer" is epic and most importantly, original.

[shrimper]

Okay, I'll suggest this one (again).

Forget the cheesey tune and light-hearted cheeriness of this version and imagine shouting:

"IF YOU RUN!!" then speeding up as you launch into the last verse, then repeating with another loud "IF YOU RUN.." after the first "..get my kicks, following you around de,di,de,di, der derr!" (ie don't repeat that last line, like they do on this version).

It's our Eric, it's original and it says what we do.... we follow Morecambe about, wherever they play.

http://www.morecambeandwise.com/morecambeandwise_songlyrics.aspx?s=2

I've always thought this was actually a better one for terrace chanting than 'Bring Me Sunshine'.

[shrimpinho]

Okay, I'll suggest this one (again).

Forget the cheesey tune and light-hearted cheeriness of this version and imagine shouting:

"IF YOU RUN!!" then speeding up as you launch into the last verse, then repeating with another loud "IF YOU RUN.." after the first "..get my kicks, following you around de,di,de,di, der derr!" (ie don't repeat that last line, like they do on this version).

It's our Eric, it's original and it says what we do.... we follow Morecambe about, wherever they play.

http://www.morecambeandwise.com/morecambeandwise_songlyrics.aspx?s=2

I've always thought this was actually a better one for terrace chanting than 'Bring Me Sunshine'.

Anywhere, I will find you,
Don't care where, look behind you,
I'll be there, following you around.
Don't care where, following you around.

If you RUN RUN RUN, i'll run faster.
Gonna STICK STICK STICK, like a piece of plaster
Get my KICKS KICKS KICKS following you around.
Get my kicks following you around.
go MORECAMBE, MORECAMBE, MORECAMBE.

bit of tweaking but just a suggestion

[D_C]

Have you considered writing for professional singers?

I'd like to reiterate Sammy's point......

[RedRedWine1]

Sammy H needs a new song now that Sammy Mac has gone....can no longer do the "Sammy's read army" shouty chant in reference to ones self. My suggestion:

Give me an:
M
O
V
E
I
T
OOOOOOOO

WE LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT!!!!

For what it's worth I agree with Shrimper, you need to get behind the goal and stop being a media boffin to get it going though.

[Posh]

Okay, I'll suggest this one (again).

Forget the cheesey tune and light-hearted cheeriness of this version and imagine shouting:

"IF YOU RUN!!" then speeding up as you launch into the last verse, then repeating with another loud "IF YOU RUN.." after the first "..get my kicks, following you around de,di,de,di, der derr!" (ie don't repeat that last line, like they do on this version).

It's our Eric, it's original and it says what we do.... we follow Morecambe about, wherever they play.

http://www.morecambeandwise.com/morecambeandwise_songlyrics.aspx?s=2

I've always thought this was actually a better one for terrace chanting than 'Bring Me Sunshine'.

The main problem is that it's camper than a row of tents. Ooh! Chase me!

[Caged Lion]

This is the worst song ever. I am certain we used to sing it about 40 years ago in the scrattin shed and I am equally certain that there MUST be more to it. Does it ring any bells with ancient wrinklies out there?

Be kind to your web footed friends
For a duck may be somebody's mother
They come from the marshes and fens
Where the weather is always wet

And if you think that this is the end........
Well it is


getting my coat

[bill ding]

This is the worst song ever. I am certain we used to sing it about 40 years ago in the scrattin shed and I am equally certain that there MUST be more to it. Does it ring any bells with ancient wrinklies out there?

Be kind to your web footed friends
For a duck may be somebody's mother
They come from the marshes and fens
Where the weather is always wet

And if you think that this is the end........
Well it is


getting my coat

I'll open the door

[Harry]

No!

That is worse than Harry and Jay-Jay's "Spencer is the answer" to the tune of "rhythm is a dancer", sacrebleu!!!

No, you're wrong. "Spencer is the Answer" is epic and most importantly, original.

'Spencer is the Answer' is by far and away the best song to come out of that drunken bus journey on the way back from Shrewsbury (from now on the home of our annual beach party; you heard it here first). Don't ask JJ to play you the others we came up with! Cringe!

[shrimper]

Okay, I'll suggest this one (again).

Forget the cheesey tune and light-hearted cheeriness of this version and imagine shouting:

"IF YOU RUN!!" then speeding up as you launch into the last verse, then repeating with another loud "IF YOU RUN.." after the first "..get my kicks, following you around de,di,de,di, der derr!" (ie don't repeat that last line, like they do on this version).

It's our Eric, it's original and it says what we do.... we follow Morecambe about, wherever they play.

http://www.morecambeandwise.com/morecambeandwise_songlyrics.aspx?s=2

I've always thought this was actually a better one for terrace chanting than 'Bring Me Sunshine'.

The main problem is that it's camper than a row of tents. Ooh! Chase me!

Only if you sing it like YOU would, la de dah. If you, as I said, imagine it shouted like a football chant, it works fine.

"Oooh, walk on, with hope in your heart - ooh you'll never walk alone cos I'll be holding your hand and skipping along with you, dear."

[stevanshrimp]

Perhaps the FCM could organise "MBW Choir practise"

[ezz]

We'd need Whoopi Goldberg....