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Postby marky No.1 » Mon May 23, 2011 10:22 am

Stole this off the Accy Forum, but thought it could work on here.

e.g. "Paul Mullin sprinted through and scored with a twenty yard blockbuster."

How about. The PMG outsings the MBW in Jimbo's first game in charge
Enjoy yourself.... It is later than you think
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Postby RedRedWine1 » Mon May 23, 2011 11:07 am

Capaldi Awarded Freedom of Morecambe
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Postby CASS » Mon May 23, 2011 11:28 am

SUPERBENTLYISASTUNNERBUTNEDISFECINMENTAL

Oh lord miss interpreted the title of the thread..So this is a Possible Headline :oops:
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Postby Crooky MFC » Mon May 23, 2011 11:54 am

Lee Elam shock return to Morecambe
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Postby mrpotatohead » Mon May 23, 2011 12:13 pm

CHILD/CAPALDI DREAM TEAM TO MANAGE SHRIMPS :lol:
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to, unless you're in prison.
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Postby seasonsinthesun » Mon May 23, 2011 12:15 pm

CHRISTIE PARK TO BE RE-BUILT ON SAME SITE AS SAINSBURY'S PULL OUT!
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Postby morecambes_robbo » Mon May 23, 2011 12:25 pm

Ian Monks & Ryan Zico Black in shock return for the Shrimps
I havent seen that much FILA since The Business
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Postby Ntini » Mon May 23, 2011 12:27 pm

Sammy Signs Up Front For Shrimps!!!
HOWAY THE SHRIMPS!!!!!

On topic(ish) and proud!
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Postby Seasider9601 » Mon May 23, 2011 12:46 pm

HOWELL AND HOWE TO PARTNER UP FRONT FOR SHRIMPS ?
Never forget your history
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Postby morecambes_robbo » Mon May 23, 2011 12:51 pm

Justin Jackson score hatrick for morecambe against AFC Wimbledon
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Re: Impossible Headlines

Postby marky No.1 » Mon May 23, 2011 1:18 pm

Morecambe 3 Accrington Stanley 0


Go on Jim prove me wrong ;)
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Postby Posh » Mon May 23, 2011 1:19 pm

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Postby ezz » Mon May 23, 2011 1:20 pm

Globe average attendance for next season 4569
Get over it ;)
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Postby Seasider9601 » Mon May 23, 2011 1:59 pm

STANLEY HOODOO CONTINUES FOR SHRIMPS

(Definitely an impossible headline next season !!!!)
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Postby Lloydie » Mon May 23, 2011 2:17 pm

New Mayor of Morecambe is Darren Clifford
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Postby morecambes_robbo » Mon May 23, 2011 2:20 pm

Lloydie wrote:New Mayor of Morecambe is Darren Clifford


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

well played sir

The Headline would actually be, Ex Morecambe player New mayor of Morecambe
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Postby Duffman » Mon May 23, 2011 2:23 pm

Shrimps Fans Take Out Super-Injunction Over Alleged Affair - Can Only Be Referred to As "CC" & "RRW" For Legal Reasons
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Postby Little Shrimp » Mon May 23, 2011 3:06 pm

45 seconds with Pobble :lol:
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Postby jonnythedog » Mon May 23, 2011 4:21 pm

"Morecambe game rescheduled due to clash with kite flying competition."
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Postby Sammy h » Mon May 23, 2011 5:26 pm

Bare Ben sees a full away game without being thrown out

Mods have fun

Bigreddog buys a round

RRW says sorry.....oh wait!

Ezz hates Sammy

Chris2k700087567654477 finds his snake

CC admits he starts threads on purpose to wind is up
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Postby Harry » Mon May 23, 2011 8:29 pm

Officials and Indies to merge awayday travel
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Postby steve mfc » Mon May 23, 2011 9:16 pm

Paolo Di Canio sign's a left winger.
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Postby seasonsinthesun » Mon May 23, 2011 9:34 pm

"I'M NEVER GOING TO WATCH SHRIMPS AGAIN!"
Marky no.1 fed up with everything about the club. ;)
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Re: Impossible Headlines

Postby Keith » Mon May 23, 2011 9:49 pm

Crooky MFC wrote:Lee Elam shock return to Morecambe


Lee Elam Leaves Morecambe Three Weeks After Shock Return

I don't think I've got the hang of this...
“Britain faces a simple and inescapable choice - stability and strong Government with me, or chaos with Ed Miliband: ".

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So how did that work out then?
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Postby steve mfc » Mon May 23, 2011 9:58 pm

Drummond in bits after being dropped by Jimbo.
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