Jimbo's first signing - announced at teatime tonight.

[shrimper]

So Mrs Shrimper asks: "Has Jim made any signings yet?"

I said: "No, not that I've heard of."

To which Tiny Shrimp responds: "Yes he has. He signed my shirt at that presentation thingy!"

[Christies Child]

So Mrs Shrimper asks: "Has Jim made any signings yet?"

I said: "No, not that I've heard of."

To which Tiny Shrimp responds: "Yes he has. He signed my shirt at that presentation thingy!"

Had me going there.....

[bill ding]

Careful at your age old chap

[Christies Child]

Careful at your age old chap

Too right!

The old pacemaker's on the blink....

Must get it fixed for Wednesday.

[Harry]

Out for the chomp?