by mrpotatohead » Wed May 18, 2011 9:18 pm
As a regular at the dog I would like to tell you not to use the cash machine in the rear of the pub, it charges you a small fortune per transaction, and, looking and being like a childs toy, it often dishes out the wrong amount of cash you request, but debits you with the amount you asked for, machines like this prey on weak, vulnerable and tipsy honest folk, if you need credit buy a round with a card, use the r2d2 version of dick turpin at your peril, it is a robbing machine that makes one armed bandits look like vicars (non catholic)
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