What a farce!!!

Re: What a farce!!!

Postby Dragofly » Sun May 08, 2011 7:32 pm

I’m afraid the game is up RRW, having re-read the OFMASCFMAAF(M) Clubs Articles of Association, and after seeking extensive advice as to your position w.r.t. starting a wholly unrelated club of your own, the picture does not look good. As the aims of the OFMASCFMAAF(M) Club are varied and non-specific any club that you form in any area at all is likely to be in breach of intent to the fact or material fact of the OFMASCFMAAF(M) Club and therefore wholly inappropriate. The only glimmer of hope I can give is that this restriction appears only to apply to fans of Morecambe, the only definite and clearly verifiable tangible interpretation of any of the above. Therefore by forming your club around fans of Morecambe Reserves you may well be able to establish a toe hold in the control of your leisure time. Good look.
PS: Mrpotatoehead’s administrative skills are not what they could, be careful.
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Re: What a farce!!!

Postby RedRedWine1 » Sun May 08, 2011 7:47 pm

I had heard his time keeping abilities leave a lot to be desired, sort it out POT470HEAD!! What a farce!!!

Ps do you like flying kites? I'm thinking of having a spin-off Kite flying club. It's a good way to stay off the streets.
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Re: What a farce!!!

Postby Sammy h » Sun May 08, 2011 8:15 pm

Are you seriously thinking of starting a kite club? I would genuinely be interested. Please keep me updated.
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Re: What a farce!!!

Postby chrise27007mk2 » Sun May 08, 2011 8:35 pm

I'm up for that too RRW, that's if you're serious? I have no friends either, we could have sleepovers and eat lots of chocolate.
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Re: What a farce!!!

Postby RedRedWine1 » Sun May 08, 2011 8:36 pm

Yes, I think flying Kites is harmless fun and can aid in the developement of young people, curbing them away from class A drugs and knife crime. Why, if it were not for Kite flying I would probably have taken a different path in life.

I think we should hold a provisional meeting in the dog & partridge car park in a few weeks to see if there is any interest in moving this forward. I am in the process of drawing up a constitution and collating a database.
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Re: What a farce!!!

Postby Bare Ben » Sun May 08, 2011 8:38 pm

I would gladly attend any sleepovers as long as noodles is locked away and I can bring my favourite kite:
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Re: What a farce!!!

Postby shrimpnsave » Sun May 08, 2011 8:40 pm

chrise27007mk2 wrote:I'm up for that too RRW, that's if you're serious? I have no friends either, we could have sleepovers and eat lots of chocolate.



Take a big marsbar with you........rrw will luveeeeeeeeee that
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Re: What a farce!!!

Postby Harry » Sun May 08, 2011 8:40 pm

Have you found your missing Boa Constrictor by the way chrise27007mk2????
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Re: What a farce!!!

Postby shrimpnsave » Sun May 08, 2011 8:42 pm

Harry wrote:Have you found your missing Boa Constrictor by the way chrise27007mk2????



guess its still up someones ar..
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Re: What a farce!!!

Postby chrise27007mk2 » Sun May 08, 2011 8:45 pm

Yes not to worry, I've rectified the problem and took Curlys advice and fitted barrel locks etc to the tank. I've just fed him next doors cat so he's a happy choppy at the moment. I know what you mean RRW, if I didn't have Noodles I don't know where I'd be. Can he join the Kite flying club too?
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Re: What a farce!!!

Postby chrise27007mk2 » Sun May 08, 2011 8:47 pm

shrimpnsave wrote:
Harry wrote:Have you found your missing Boa Constrictor by the way chrise27007mk2????



guess its still up someones ar..


No, but if anyone is considering taking a great length up there arse, il refer them to you.
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Re: What a farce!!!

Postby RedRedWine1 » Sun May 08, 2011 8:49 pm

Well, at the moment it is all a bit pie in the sky.....
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Re: What a farce!!!

Postby Bare Ben » Sun May 08, 2011 8:53 pm

Has anyone seen my cat?
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Re: What a farce!!!

Postby chipbuns » Sun May 08, 2011 9:02 pm

Meeeeeoooowwwww!!!!!!
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Re: What a farce!!!

Postby Bare Ben » Sun May 08, 2011 9:05 pm

There he is.
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Re: What a farce!!!

Postby chipbuns » Sun May 08, 2011 9:09 pm

I will come to these sleepovers but only if there is no cheese thrown anywhere near me.
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Re: What a farce!!!

Postby marky No.1 » Sun May 08, 2011 9:29 pm

Bare Ben wrote:I would gladly attend any sleepovers as long as noodles is locked away and I can bring my favourite kite:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJU1GnwTICo&feature=fvst
Enjoy yourself.... It is later than you think
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Re: What a farce!!!

Postby shrimper » Sun May 08, 2011 10:06 pm

Is the glass half full or half empty? Mmmm? hard to say - but it does look like there's room for more beer!
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