O/T Missing Snake

[chrise27007mk2]

Hi everyone, just wondering if anyone can help find my pet snake.
Got in from judo club at 6PM to find my Boa Constrictor Noodles has found a way out of his tank. I've searched the whole house and cannot find him. If anyone has seen him or had any cats disappeared in the last 4 hours, please PM me with details and location.
Many thanks.

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[Keith]

Hi everyone, just wondering if anyone can help find my pet snake.
Got in from judo club at 6PM to find my Boa Constrictor Noodles has found a way out of his tank. I've searched the whole house and cannot find him. If anyone has seen him or had any cats disappeared in the last 4 hours, please PM me with details and location.
Many thanks.

Just when you think that Shrimpsvoices can't possibly get any more surreal...

[chrise27007mk2]

This is no wind-up. Please take my appeal seriously. Was up at 5 looking for him, still no luck =(

[Plain Peter]

This is no wind-up. Please take my appeal seriously. Was up at 5 looking for him, still no luck =(

What's your postcode?

[Posh]

It's OK. I'm looking after it or rather my son is. Will drop round later.

[Keith]

This is no wind-up. Please take my appeal seriously. Was up at 5 looking for him, still no luck =(

I wasn't suggesting it was a wind up but I'm pretty damn sure that if I stumble over a Boa Constrictor, my first thought isn't going to be 'oh, I'll send chrise27007 a PM! Does he/she answer to Noodles?

[heysham_mfc]

Just glad I don't live in Bolton-Le-Sands Wouln't want to come downstairs one morning and find a snake

[Sammy h]

I hope it has been found, just heard a message on the Bay Radio asking people who live in the BLS area to stay indoors at ALL times until it is found.

[Gnasher]

Found one in Bolton

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IR2-xA8TXxQ

[Curly]

It's OK. I'm looking after it or rather my son is. Will drop round later.

Nice try Posh, but that's an Indian/Burmese python.
For what its worth Chris, try looking in the warm spots in your house, airing cupboard would be worth checking. Inside the sofa or armchairs too, if theres any rips or gaps underneath.
Hope you find it, then invest in a proper viv with barrel locks.

[SimplyRed MFC]

Disappeared in B le S, found in Bolton ?
That is one pretty nippy Boa Constrictor to be fair.
At that rate it'll soon be on the A57 - Snake Pass :>
Hope youve found it now mate !

[Posh]

airing cupboard

Not only has he lost his snake but he's a reject from the 1950s.

Make sure you check your mangel too.

[Gedskishrimp]

If you find noodles, tell him daddy will be home soon.

[Harry]

I heard the absent boa was in Hustle last night hoping for a reunion with you Chris.

[Curly]

airing cupboard

Not only has he lost his snake but he's a reject from the 1950s.

Make sure you check your mangel too.

he's a reject from the 1950s.

I take that as great compliment

Make sure you check your mangel too.

No need to fret, daddy-o!
Just had the twin-tub serviced. Off to the Sitting Room to watch some football in black&white.