You to me are everything.
That is so WRONG about what we have endured at Morecambe FC this season. I’ll give you one thing, you do hold a record for me. You are the first player to wear a Morecambe shirt I have ever HATED in the 26 years now I have been a Morecambe supporter. HATED is actually an understatement in your case. I actually despise you with every last breath in my body. Over the years we have despaired at the likes of Graham Gill, Dean Howell, Tony Quinn etc etc, but we never hated them. We backed them in the shirt, and admittedly, moaned afterwards. You are a different kettle of fish altogether.
How you have the nerve to post your feelings on Twatter (quite apt eh Mr C ??) about OUR club and openly admit to taking it easy in training, not taking football seriously, looking forward to the Summer and then see what happens, oh yes, and don’t forget your all important Guiness will you? Your ramblings sicken me. To the pit of my stomach. You don’t care one jot about Morecambe FC. Don’t object to that statement, it’s patently obvious. I never want to see you in a Morecambe shirt ever again. However, I know that I most likely will do. On Saturday probably, as Mr McIlroy will no doubt pick you. Again. You played for him of course for Northern Ireland didn’t you? Best mates and all that.
On the other hand, in some strange sort of weird way, I kind of do hope that we see you on Saturday. Ideally, as a non playing substitute. I hope you have your two hour “waste of time” (YOUR quote) drive to Morecambe, and then NOT get on the pitch. I really hope we see you running up and down the touchline, warming up (well, that’s IF you can be bothered. Don’t put yourself out like fella, will you) and then, we can all give you the dog’s abuse that you so deserve. At the end of the game Tony, depart from the ground. Make a quick getaway back on your two hour waste of time drive. I tell you what, to save you driving through the nightmare that is Lancaster, I’ve got a shortcut for you. Head through Torrisholme and go over Denny Beck Bridge. It’s a lot quicker (will get you to the pub in super quick time) and that flash, really narrow, BMW of yours will go over that bridge with no bother at all. Honest.
It sickens me when I look at the legends we have at our club, the likes of Jim Bentley and Stewart Drummond, and then you. Quick story for you, I was in the club shop around 6pm on Tuesday night before the Macclesfield match, and, in walked Jim Bentley. He immediately said good evening to everyone in there, and then got into conversation with a groundhopper who had travelled up from Brighton just for that game, shook his hand and welcomed him to Morecambe. Somehow, I can’t imagine you doing that Mr C. This club is all about GENTLEMEN like Jim and Stewart (who is in his Testimonial season). Not fly by nights like you who don’t even want to be here (Roll on Vegas eh??)
Indeed, I hope the aforementioned legends (and gentlemen) in Jim and Stew tell you in no uncertain terms what they think of you and your narrow minded thoughts.
A chap I know is currently trying to sell a load of his prized cd collection on ebay currently, in order that he can buy his young son a season ticket for next season. Now THAT is commitment and support for you. Are you actually aware that things like this go on in the ranks of supporters at clubs? I just hope to god that his money is not spent on having to watch freeloaders like you. Please leave our club.
Oh yes, follow the signs for Torrisholme and Halton to find the Denny Beck Bridge.
Brilliant rant! Best thing i've read on here all year (last years being Jimbo after Dagenham). Although I have only been to two games this season it's clearly obvious (from the grapevine/SV's) after our first few seasons of success that a bit of surgery needs to be done to rid the club of feckless w**k*rs like 'shoot shoot ' Capaldi. People like Peter Mcguigan, Rod Taylor, Jim Bentley, even the likes of Steven Drench (think what he would have done to play in the football league), Gary Hocking, Les Dewhurst etc etc etc have worked too damn hard for Morecambe Football Club to get us into the league for jumped up chavs like Capaldi to take it away from us and not even care. I agree - he falls into the Terry/Ferdinand era of footballers and is everything I hate about football.
I strongly suspect there are more in the squad who are of his ilk, so it's the managements responsibility to sort it out ASAP and address the downfalls of the current recruitment policy (if they can't then we need someone else at the reigns). As for Capaldi - put him in the stands for the next game as someone has suggested and if he doesn't turn up then deprive him of all his guiness money for the future months ahead.
