O/T Seasonal Joke

[Gnasher]

Santa says to his elf, "I'm getting pissed off with this. Every year I put this stupid red outfit on, do all the work and end up with feck all". The elf replies, "Now you know how Steven Gerrard feels".

Merry Christmas to everyone, even CC and Sammy H

[Mighty Red]

Wow, yeah!

[Sammy h]

Yeah WOW, that was impressive for your standard Brian.

Marry Christmas!

[outsider]

I thought the rumers about Steve G, were untrue

[Bare Ben]

I fancy you Gnasher

[seasonsinthesun]

I was driving down the M6 the other day when an AA patrolman passed me.
He only had one hand on the wheel, and appeared to be crying.
He was heading for another breakdown.....

[Little Shrimp]

Santa says to his elf, "I'm getting pissed off with this. Every year I put this stupid red outfit on, do all the work and end up with feck all". The elf replies, "Now you know how Steven Gerrard feels".

Merry Christmas to everyone, even CC and Sammy H

[Keith]

I was walking home along the pavement when I got sprayed by a snow plough.

"you bastard" I said, through gritted teeth.

[bill ding]

I just bought a christmas tree.The shop assistant asked " will you be putting this up yourself ?" I replied "no you sick bastard. Its going in the living room".

[bill ding]

And another.......


Its getting to that time of year when that fat bastard with the beard brings presents round for the kids.
Or as my wife likes to call her "Mum".


A very happy Christmas eveyone,and lets hope for some football during the xmas break.

[marky No.1]

I've heard that because of the bad weather and lack of income we are going to plant carrots and potatoes behind the goals ...........









at least we will have something to lift at the end of the season

[mrpotatohead]

What do you call a three legged donkey











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