Leslie Nielsen dead? Surely you can't be serious? o/t

Leslie Nielsen dead? Surely you can't be serious? o/t

Postby shrimper » Mon Nov 29, 2010 11:16 pm

"I am serious - and don't call me Shirley!"

or...

"He died in a hospital."
"What was it?"
"A big building with lots of doctors and patients, but that's not important now."


Legend.

:(
Is the glass half full or half empty? Mmmm? hard to say - but it does look like there's room for more beer!
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Re: Leslie Nielsen dead? Surely you can't be serious? o/t

Postby wijit » Tue Nov 30, 2010 12:46 am

"Now, Jane, what can you tell us about the man you saw last night?"
"He's Caucasian."
"Caucasian?"
"Yeah, you know, a white guy. A moustache. About six-foot-three."
"Awfully big moustache, anyway...."


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Re: Leslie Nielsen dead? Surely you can't be serious? o/t

Postby shrimpinho » Tue Nov 30, 2010 12:55 am

its a cover up, someone that legendary is surely immortal.
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Re: Leslie Nielsen dead? Surely you can't be serious? o/t

Postby wijit » Tue Nov 30, 2010 1:14 am

"Miss, I'm Lt. Frank Drebin, and this is Captain Ed Hocken, Police Squad."
"Is this some kind of bust?"
"Well... it's very impressive, yes, but we need to ask you a few questions."
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Re: Leslie Nielsen dead? Surely you can't be serious? o/t

Postby Curly » Tue Nov 30, 2010 1:32 am

"Nice Beaver!"
"Yes, I just had it stuffed".
YOU ALWAYS WAS AND YOU ALWAYS WAS BE!!!

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Re: Leslie Nielsen dead? Surely you can't be serious? o/t

Postby Keith » Tue Nov 30, 2010 9:27 pm

"Was there a ransom note?"
"Yes, I've sent it to the lab. They're demanding a million dollars".
"Why would the lab demand a million dollars?"
"The kidnappers made the demand Frank".
"Oh".

:lol: :lol: :lol: Genius is such an over used word but sometimes...
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Re: Leslie Nielsen dead? Surely you can't be serious? o/t

Postby Philja » Wed Dec 01, 2010 11:53 am

A career in clips.
Could never take Forbidden Planet seriously again after seeing Airplane.
"The desert grows three miles a year, it just grows, it just grows.."
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Re: Leslie Nielsen dead? Surely you can't be serious? o/t

Postby Keith » Wed Dec 01, 2010 1:46 pm

Philja wrote:A career in clips.
Could never take Forbidden Planet seriously again after seeing Airplane.


Or The Streets of San Fancisco after watching The Police Squad
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