Its the Global weather's fault not ours.

[Aspers]

Due to the Global Weather FUFNAR (f$%# up for no apparant reason) we are struggling in League 2.
During their 3rd season in the football league Wigan were having major problems.
That to co-incided with strange weather formations.
This is a temporary glitch in the mainframe.
Look at Wigan now.
I thank you.

[Crazeenick]

One too many Oz beers Aspers??!!