Shrimpsvoices

Posted: **Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:20 am**

Santa says to his elf, "I'm getting pissed off with this. Every year I put this stupid red outfit on, do all the work and end up with feck all". The elf replies, "Now you know how Steven Gerrard feels".

Merry Christmas to everyone, even CC and Sammy H :lol:

Posted: **Thu Dec 23, 2010 11:10 am**

Wow, yeah!

Posted: **Thu Dec 23, 2010 5:29 pm**

Yeah WOW, that was impressive for your standard Brian.

Marry Christmas!

Posted: **Thu Dec 23, 2010 5:56 pm**

I thought the rumers about Steve G, were untrue

Posted: **Thu Dec 23, 2010 7:22 pm**

I fancy you Gnasher

Posted: **Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:08 pm**

I was driving down the M6 the other day when an AA patrolman passed me.
He only had one hand on the wheel, and appeared to be crying.
He was heading for another breakdown.....

Posted: **Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:11 pm**

Gnasher wrote:Santa says to his elf, "I'm getting pissed off with this. Every year I put this stupid red outfit on, do all the work and end up with feck all". The elf replies, "Now you know how Steven Gerrard feels".

Merry Christmas to everyone, even CC and Sammy H

Posted: **Fri Dec 24, 2010 4:39 pm**

I was walking home along the pavement when I got sprayed by a snow plough.

"you bastard" I said, through gritted teeth.

Posted: **Fri Dec 24, 2010 4:50 pm**

I just bought a christmas tree.The shop assistant asked " will you be putting this up yourself ?" I replied "no you sick bastard. Its going in the living room".

Posted: **Fri Dec 24, 2010 5:17 pm**

And another.......

Its getting to that time of year when that fat bastard with the beard brings presents round for the kids.
Or as my wife likes to call her "Mum".

A very happy Christmas eveyone,and lets hope for some football during the xmas break.

Posted: **Fri Dec 24, 2010 10:09 pm**

I've heard that because of the bad weather and lack of income we are going to plant carrots and potatoes behind the goals ...........

at least we will have something to lift at the end of the season :oops: