Shrimpsvoices

Due to work commitments and a new addition to my family, I will no longer be able to attend home games anymore.
I have a season ticket for block C
first person to get in touch can have it fo FREE

Hodgie
09016161101
PS
I have not given up on the team

halftimeresults wrote:Due to work commitments and a new addition to my family, I will no longer be able to attend home games anymore.
I have a season ticket for block C
first person to get in touch can have it fo FREE

Hodgie
09016161101
PS
I have not given up on the team

keep it just in case am sure the may be times when you can make it to the odd match ?

Bloody hell Hodgie! Why not keep hold of it anyway for the midweek games and occasional Saturday? Or are 09016 wind-up phone numbers?

I thought it was abit of an odd number?

You're a f***ing genius Hodgie lad !!!!!

hook line and sinker

Wow Hodgie. I love you.

Tried to call about 45 times now, just keeps going through to your very strange answering machine?


Ps. Who's Wagner?

a tosser

Troy Trotter wrote:a tosser

or a creep

Bare Ben wrote:

Troy Trotter wrote:a tosser

I've heard about you Bare Ben, I hope thats not a wink you sent me..

Cheers for the ticket mate, glad I rang your mobile number

wagner was class last night, briliant,

bare ben is a legend, pays in week in week out, very funny

essex shrimp is not my creation though i wish he was.

yesterday, the 1400 or so locals got what we are due, a dire performance by a bunch of well meaning lads who are paid nearly a grand a week each for providing me and my son with a total pile of shit, we could have been 4 down by half time, we are like a failed mk dons, coleman was at the game yesterday and i heared him say, i would not touch it with a barge pole, before you even think about typing, bear in mind that i am a bloke that one way or another, puts 50 quid a week into our town team and am entitled to be effed off

Fair play!

What would be particularly concerning as seen by your simple maths which shows that the on field days simply don't pay the wages.

If the 1700 that turn up all put their 50 quid a week in you have an income of 8500 which using your maths pays for about 8 players wages. Most people won't pay the 50 quid like you do and those that get close will only do it once every 2 weeks!

This is where the so called prawn sandwich brigade and off field income is making up the shortfall. As has been said it is a shame that the fans feel they are being short changed but the longer we are served up with unsexy football the lower the turnout will be.

3500 tickets sold for the England game BTW.

Wagner for Morecambe manager after all he is from Brasil.

Sorry Mr Potatohead but the £50 does not even cover the nuts that you eaten this season

what was sean ryder doing at the game yesterday, has he got any money

marky No.1 wrote:Fair play!

What would be particularly concerning as seen by your simple maths which shows that the on field days simply don't pay the wages.

If the 1700 that turn up all put their 50 quid a week in you have an income of 8500 which using your maths pays for about 8 players wages. Most people won't pay the 50 quid like you do and those that get close will only do it once every 2 weeks!

This is where the so called prawn sandwich brigade and off field income is making up the shortfall. As has been said it is a shame that the fans feel they are being short changed but the longer we are served up with unsexy football the lower the turnout will be.

3500 tickets sold for the England game BTW.

If 1700 people were paying £50 per week that would be £85,000 and we would have Kaka playing for us

marky No.1 wrote:Fair play!

What would be particularly concerning as seen by your simple maths which shows that the on field days simply don't pay the wages.

If the 1700 that turn up all put their 50 quid a week in you have an income of 8500 which using your maths pays for about 8 players wages. Most people won't pay the 50 quid like you do and those that get close will only do it once every 2 weeks!

This is where the so called prawn sandwich brigade and off field income is making up the shortfall. As has been said it is a shame that the fans feel they are being short changed but the longer we are served up with unsexy football the lower the turnout will be.

3500 tickets sold for the England game BTW.

Business man?
£50 * 1700 = £85000



Other than that yeah, I'd agree about the prawn sandwich brigade.

The main stand earns more revenue in a single match than the other stands all season.

Well it is a bit early for me

morecambe mick wrote:

marky No.1 wrote:Fair play!

What would be particularly concerning as seen by your simple maths which shows that the on field days simply don't pay the wages.

If the 1700 that turn up all put their 50 quid a week in you have an income of 8500 which using your maths pays for about 8 players wages. Most people won't pay the 50 quid like you do and those that get close will only do it once every 2 weeks!

This is where the so called prawn sandwich brigade and off field income is making up the shortfall. As has been said it is a shame that the fans feel they are being short changed but the longer we are served up with unsexy football the lower the turnout will be.

3500 tickets sold for the England game BTW.

Business man?
£50 * 1700 = £85000



Other than that yeah, I'd agree about the prawn sandwich brigade.

The main stand earns more revenue in a single match than the other stands all season.

What about them new chicken balti pies, they must bring in a few quid.

Highlight of the day Hodgy.

Home made chicken balti pies rammed full of chicken and well tasty.

morecambe mick wrote:Highlight of the day Hodgy.

Home made chicken balti pies rammed full of chicken and well tasty.

Shall I arrange these for you for the Port Vale game Mick , or are you having prawns sandwiches like the rest of us?

Shall have to check my calculations as to how many 50 quids I have budgeted for