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Two aliens landed on the Salisbury plain near a petrol station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the petrol pumps
and the younger alien addressed it saying, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader!"

The petrol pump, of course, didn't respond.

Annoyed at the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said gruffly, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader or I will fire!"

The older alien warned his comrade saying, 'You probably don't want to do that! I really think that will make him mad.'

'Rubbish,' replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon and opened fire. There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared towards him and blew the younger alien off his feet and threw him in a burnt, smoking mess about 200 yards away.

'What a ferocious creature!' exclaimed the young, fried alien. 'He nearly killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?'

The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend and replied, 'If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic travels, you never mess with a guy who can loop his penis over his shoulder twice and then stick it in his ear.'

The alien should have had a word in his Shell-like first

TOTALy agree Mark,either that or he should have been more MOBIL and got his EXON ass out of there

BP phone home

I think oil avoid this thread in future

I hope they sent out an Esso S.

CASS wrote:Two aliens landed on the Salisbury plain near a petrol station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the petrol pumps
and the younger alien addressed it saying, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader!"

The petrol pump, of course, didn't respond.

Annoyed at the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said gruffly, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader or I will fire!"

The older alien warned his comrade saying, 'You probably don't want to do that! I really think that will make him mad.'

'Rubbish,' replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon and opened fire. There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared towards him and blew the younger alien off his feet and threw him in a burnt, smoking mess about 200 yards away.

'What a ferocious creature!' exclaimed the young, fried alien. 'He nearly killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?'

The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend and replied, 'If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic travels, you never mess with a guy who can loop his penis over his shoulder twice and then stick it in his ear.'

Wonderful story, bravo.....

Any photographic proof of this happening, if there were BBC Royal 24 might pause a second from Kate Middleton's engagement ring and report it!