Shrimpsvoices

He sadly passed away earlier today. He had amazing career statistics of 12 predictions correct out of 14 and 8 out of 8 at the World Cup. Paul was also an ambassador to England's 2018 World Cup bid.

Will he be making guest appearances at local restaurants.

I'm sure he knew it was coming

He was only just made an ambassador, in fact the ink was barely dry...

Guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar that this is a very talented octopus. He can play any instrument in the world. He will bet £50 on it. A guy walks up with a guitar and sits it beside the octopus. The octopus starts playing better than Jimi Hendrix. So the man pays his £50. Another guy walks up with a trumpet. The octopus plays the trumpet better than Dizzy Gillespie. So the man pays his £50. A third guy walks up with bagpipes. He sits them down and the octopus fumbles with it for a minute and sets it down with a confused look. "Ha!" the man says, "Can't you play it?" The octopus looks up at the man and says, "Play it? I'm going to fuck it as soon as I get those pajamas off."

Now that would be one hell of a Paella in Spain

morecambe mick wrote:Will he be making guest appearances at local restaurants.

he will be squids in if he does.......

ockers wrote:

morecambe mick wrote:Will he be making guest appearances at local restaurants.

he will be squids in if he does.......

Then he can afford to get legless....

What do you get if you cross a turkey with an Octopuss ?



A leg each at xmas !!

shakespearean octipuss walks into to the globe bar and grill and says yeah..... and then says wow, the tumbleweed blows across.... and steve the barman says. you bard

Apperently he died laughing when asked to predict Liverpool's chances of winning the Premier League.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/footbal ... 170967.stm

everyone is in on the act now...