Shrimpsvoices

Have I missed this thread somewhere in the mass of working class hero lefty bollocks pushing important things down the forum?

Predictions if you please:

Shrimps 2-0 Stevenage, Bentley & Mullin. 2,400 on the gate.

Not enough pies in the MBW, and a champagne cork hits the linesman after C-Block fan gets carried away in Capladi arse-licking debacle. Peter Ridsdale wins open the box again and boffs some girly haired Leeds simpleton with a copy of his book, removing said fans only remaining tooth.

Can't argue with that!

Had much red wine tonight?

is it cheatenage because of that french b*****d jean michel sigere cheated us out of a pen by diving over johnny boy in the box at their place stu?

Morecambe 1 Stevenage 2 att 1900 sorry guys

Morecambe 5 - 1 Stevenage
Att 2297

Out of interest, can anyone remember the first time we met Stevenage?
They were top of the conference and unbeaten until they came to Christie. We won 1-0
Stevenage then went on to win the league but could not go up as their ground was not league standard, they actually won the title by gaining a point against us on the last game of the season.

one nil to us, 2500, oh, and, yeah wow

Morcambe 3 - 0 Stevenage 0.
Jevons 2, Duffy 1. 2470 attendance..

Prediction 1:
Morecambe 3 Stevenage 1
(Jevons, Drummy, Stanners)
Att. 2349

Prediction 2
Sammy has a right old royal row with Westley on the touchline which rumbles on from our last meeting in the Conference

Prediction 3
Someone in the Corporate Boxes / Sponsors Lounge wins Open The Box and, whilst in the build up to the revealing of the winning numbers, Ken Parker addresses all his chums in the Main Stand and aforementioned Boxes etc, completely forgetting the existence of the MBW Stand and the fact that there are fans in there too who have purchased tickets.

2-0 to Morecambe Stanley and Wilson

0-0
2,600 attn

19-1
Stuff'em

Hey seasider dont forget us poor souls on The Terrace that purchase our open the box tickets in hope that we may be lucky but alas have to look on as someone from the main stand have the winning ticket ????

alwaysright wrote:Hey seasider dont forget us poor souls on The Terrace that purchase our open the box tickets in hope that we may be lucky but alas have to look on as someone from the main stand have the winning ticket ????

Yep, you're "alwaysright" (!) alwaysright mate !

Oi !! Ken !! Turn around !! They're behind you ........ !!

(And to your right in the MBW)

Something that worries me greatly about tomorrow's game is that one of our players may be missing, and that could really affect our chances, in fact it could be the difference between winning and losing. His name: Tony Capaldi - shin injury.

yep all the talk of Man United(Rooney) and the pay cuts i nearly forgot this


am going for SM to go 4 5 1 replacing Fleming with Brown

Roche
Hunter Parrish Bentley Wilson
Duffy Stanley Brown Drummond Rundle
Mullin

2 - 1

1-0 Morecambe attendance 12

heysham_mfc wrote:1-0 Morecambe attendance 12

12 mate ???!!!! You forgot to input the first 2 digits !!!

Or was that away fans ??!!!

Seasider9601 wrote:

heysham_mfc wrote:1-0 Morecambe attendance 12

12 mate ???!!!! You forgot to input the first 2 digits !!!

Or was that away fans ??!!!

See what you mean it is a bit of a low attendance i'm sure there will be at least 13 or 14 there, thats people who have a chance of winning Open The Box

heysham_mfc wrote:

Seasider9601 wrote:

heysham_mfc wrote:1-0 Morecambe attendance 12

12 mate ???!!!! You forgot to input the first 2 digits !!!

Or was that away fans ??!!!

See what you mean it is a bit of a low attendance i'm sure there will be at least 13 or 14 there, thats people who have a chance of winning Open The Box

Nah

Can't see there being more than 2 Peter Risdales

You do realise that Ken reads this board and that we'll all be in trouble now


Sorry Ken

DawZi wrote:am going for SM to go 4 5 1 replacing Fleming with Brown

Good idea I think. Fleming hasn't been as good as we saw he could be against Coventry. Brown is quicker and drives the game forward more which is what we need.

1-2 att 2494

Ken Parker zzzzzzzzz. 6 times Dog and Partridge quiz champions. He can't hack it.

Sammy h wrote:Ken Parker zzzzzzzzz. 6 times Dog and Partridge quiz champions. He can't hack it.

who the fook is ken parker???????????

shrimpnsave wrote:

Sammy h wrote:Ken Parker zzzzzzzzz. 6 times Dog and Partridge quiz champions. He can't hack it.

who the fook is ken parker???????????

Exactly.